here's a picture of the $300,000 color copier that we've got at work. you'd think that $300,000 would buy something super-rad, but no, instead it just got us a 15-foot long piece of shit that doesn't fucking work. i wish i had a hammer here, i'd fucking bust it into pieces.

You can bang a copymachine girl on it.

good job on finding the silver lining, i was just going to set it on fire.

You could actually start and assembly line of banging.

You could pimp it out with a conveyor belt.. and just drill the hoes while they roll on by.

ahahahahaha.....would that work?

I don't know. Assinik is resident pimp. Ask him.

i'm totally envisioning a porn scene here....

Yeah. I'm getting a little sticky.

i'll be there in 5 minutes

i wish i could claim to be so incredible that 2 pumps in a hoe would satisfy her, but usually i need a few more than that.

What if she's an Asian midget?

i've never seen an asian midget.....that just.....wow....i can't even fathom it

do you know any woman that can cum after only two pumps? i don't.

ahahahahahahahahaha.....poor lil' dude....aren't asian dudes dicks tiny enuff as it is?

Fucking hell. Assinik beat me to it.

'moted.

moted? MOTED? MMMMMOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDD?????????????