I already bought the one that says "Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. Hate me because I fucked your dad".

haha.. nice. there are a few on that site that i need to get for work. we've got a lot of uptight bible beaters in my building.

Whatever, skillet. I work in Loxley, Alabama. You wanna talk about bible humpers, come spend a day in MY office.

what the fuck's a bible?

true.

when i was out in your neck of the woods a few weeks ago i wore a shirt into wal-mart that said 'bags, bitches and bodydrops' and i got some pretty choice looks.

it's an east german side dish. kinda like potato salad.

i hate german potato salad

then you probably wouldn't like the bible either.

This Bible was placed here by a Gideon.

What the shit were you doing in my neck of the woods? And where? WHY?!

Thats why the assembly line type thing... Just make sure they get toys at the front end, and you finish them off on the back

I've known two. The one I'm with now, and another I dated about 12 years ago. That's less of a comment on my own talent than a description of the way they are. Some few women are just built that way.