So, I'm gonna tell it like it is. I don't care what you ask me about who or what or where; I'm gonna lay that shit down. Somebody start askin' me some controversial Darkforum-related things; I want to wreck some lovin'. I have six hours to kill, starting now.

How about the obvious, why are you in such a bad mood?

That ain't good enough, and its none o' your bizschniz, so ask summat else.

That's not the kind of question I asked for, ya little shit. Besides, I'm not goinna be talking about why I hate gays or music tattoos, so I doubt you'll find this thread entertaining.

Who's the ugliest DF person you've seen?
The stupidest?
The one you want to smack with a hammer between the eyes?

That kinda shtuff.

The one that most resembles the cow in my avi.

Biggest whore.

Your mouth isnt good for speaking its only good for sucking cock, so do me a favor *zip* and put it to a good use and let the men talk darling.

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Im not little I'm at LEAST 5'9 and why do you hate gays? Thats kinda fucked up.

ugliest - MichelleY

stupidest - Shy Shy (but I still like her a lot)

smack in the face - Jordyn, Lillith and lilywhitemm

biggest whore - if we're talking about cyber-whore, then Lillith or Lenina, cuz they can both get their flirt on with anyone. if we're talking about real-life whore, then Billy the Kidd for sure.

First off, I said I'm NOT going to talk about hating gays, which implies that I don't and that you do. Connotation, son. Secondly, shut the fuck up with the literal interpretation of the word "little." I don't even need to dignify that with a response.

Me n him with the horrible mood are tight, whereas all that's tight about you are your rectal sphincters, so do me a favour *zip* and let the adults talk darling.

Why would we talk about hating gays though? you brought that up not me, so it must be something on your mind. Im not following you. And how else would you have meant little? If you meant penis size youre right, im tiny, nay miniscule. And whats with the hostility? Lady troubles? I know how that can be...remember my tiny naughty bit I cry myself to sleep every night.

There has to be some juicy stuff you know dude, all the girlies tell you their deep darks.

Are you high? do your parents know youre using thier computer? And I think I would prefer a tight spincter to a loose one ya know what I mean holmes?

Please, that's the best you can do?

Darling facist bully-boy antihero,

I have psycho parents in-law... I was considering posting a topic in the advice forum but the advice in there is just pussies who don't know what they are talking about to begin with...

Why is that? What is it with the pussies in the advice forum, handing out bullshit advice and being retarded about it?

Please could you help on both issues, the psycho in-laws and the pussy advice forum?

THE NEENZ.

Yes. Yes it is. You may weep for me now.

I'm sure you're well aware of the use of the word "little" without imply actual small stature. Again, you know it, so I'm not going to explain it. The gay remark came from your whole discussion on STDs in that other thread; it's clear to me that you hate gays and Muslims and cripples and puppies and pretty much everything else that doesn't suck. THIRDLY, no, no lady troubles. In fact, the lady stuff is raaather good right now. I recently discovered that her virgina is way cooler if my pen0r is inside of it. You should check that shit out sometime, when your mom isn't too busy.

This is rough, because I kinda like you. So, if we keep arguing, we're gonna have to make it ridiculously off-the-wall.

Heh... I loves meh flirty nature... But do not compare me to that bitch Lillith... And unlike Lillith, gargoyle is and has never been my bitch...