I'm so dark, I punched a care bear

Oh god not this again.

Don’t we have an 'I’m so Goth I’m fucking retarded' thread?

I’ve been for a couple years now and I’m not so dark.

Yes we do have a thread titled "I'm So Gothic That...", but the mod's apparently closed it. Then our friend here went and made this pale imitation. Shitty, no?

Hey! I have Gir on my jacket and it says "Tacos are good"

I have a uh...

Ok, I don't anything on my jacket... but I have jacket!! That's still cool, right?!? And I actually have two Gir patches just sittin' in my room... does that do anything for ya?

Shut up nigger! I'm darker than you! Boo-yah!

So uhh... you're so dark you use teal in your signature? Pssh. You've got more light than Rainbow Bright.

And I definitely get points for that rhyming.

Alrighty then, who's so dark they are a fucking black hole huh huh huh what about the fucking black holes how dare you neglect the fucking black holes you dark assholes

shut up!

Kiss my lily white ass, darky boy

Your ass is the color of a flower?! Does it smell good?

Depends of if you think chili laden shit smells good

*laughs hysterically*

I'm only dark if being a cynical bitch is considered dark. In which case I've got you all beat.

thats dark. you win

why yes, yes it does.

Sweet, I rock.

I have...... umm......... I have a solid black cat, with stripes so

i'm so dark. that i eat count dracula cereal for the morning.

Dracula or Chocula?

Ken's a special case...just accept it and move on.

And on that note, I'm so dark I only eat black jelly-beans.