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07-30-03

Sure. Your worth at least $50. I'm not for sale, but that's okay. I've stopped being half as prudish as I was.

You know have you ever have friends youu like to make out with while your in a relationship with someone else. It's really nice, not that you have sex with them. But it really puts a cramp in your arguement when argueing with your boyfriend about how they shouldn't cheat.

I miss three of my favorite guy friends taking me out sometimes.

Oh, the pain of it all!
  
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I'm not for sale either.........rent with option to buy, maybe; leasing, quite possibly, but definately not for sale....


Although for some folks I'd seriously reconsider.....



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I miss three of my favorite guy friends taking me out sometimes.

Oh, the pain of it all!
it must suck to be ugly.



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it must suck to be ugly.
Well, actually I moved. Just haven't been clicking with many people around here. It's like having the mistress without out the husband.

You know I might make-out with you. I only sleep with my boyfriends.

Think I might make individual poems for all my friends.
  
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I'm not for sale either.........rent with option to buy, maybe; leasing, quite possibly, but definately not for sale....


Although for some folks I'd seriously reconsider.....
It's just fun. Really.

As someone told me once "sneeky" is what puts the spice in life. No matter what it is, even if it's your significant other, there is tons of team sneekiness in a relationship. Sneek off to room, yawn and say your tired, whatever.

  
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I don't have to sneak..........I'm covert. heh.



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I Miss All My Tarts!!!

  
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Now I must go and be depressed.

:vampire:

Maybe I'm sneeky. Who knows?



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yeah, 8 ghey stars and a partridge in a pear tree.



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yeah, 8 ghey stars and a partridge in a pear tree.

Make it 9 and you have a deal......



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9 it is.



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Great....


Now if only we could get the 20 mins back from reading this entire thread, we'd be in business.......



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you did get the arm rub out of it. think of those that got jack diddly.



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Not so, dear.

She also did a pole dance........and I gave her a $50 for it.



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true.......



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your tongue inverted!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



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Holy Crap I Think I Am Going To Explode..!!

...hold on...what's with this no caps anyway?


Wise man say: Forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza.

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Not so, dear.

She also did a pole dance........and I gave her a $50 for it.

give ya a lapdance for the other 50?


patryn....you are... :banned:


quit your fucking whining.
  
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