Really, really I will.

Erm, no you won't, you never do.

No!, this time is different!, the stars are coming in to alignment and appear to have breasts on them!

Alright your awake! Im going to call you now. Sorry man, I have been really ill today honey. *runs to the phone*

What? Who are we talking about? Oh, I get it.
Hey Peter, don't head-fuck yourself until you know for certain that things are going to turn out bad. I know it's hard not to imagine the worst case scenario but try not to let it get to you.

Eh?, no, its not that, Lenina is comically unreliable.

Like one of the other conversations.

"Have you phoned those people yet, or sent a letter, you can do that too"

"Yeah, I have"

"Which one?"

"Errr, sent a letter?, yeah, did that ... um ... last ... week"

"You haven't, have you?"

"... yeah!"

"Look, I know you haven't okay?, can you just do it next weekday"

"Oh, alright then, but you'll have to remind me"

*sigh*

. . . Oh, Thanks! I didn't think that you were referring to someone we both know. Well, I had better take my own advice then . . .

slap her with a trout.

Hang on, who did you think I was talking about?

yourself?

Who do you think that I was referring to?

Alright, Im not that relyable for calling people or doing stuff... My memory isn't as sharp as it was... I think Im going senile... You still should call me to remind me of stuff... Im a bit pathetic when it comes to remembering things...

Oh, that was to Iron's Rite Rite Rite, not Spikess.

.. and I dunno, but I like to know who's talking about me and stuff, because I am the curious orange. Not to get my wicked revenge, I'm just .. curious as always, and well, nosey.

I have no idea who you were referring to, but I'm guessing it must be someone I talk to off DF as well as on, so I'm the curious orange now.

why an orange? whats wrong with an apple? or a grape? your a grapeist arent you?

From your first post, I just assumed that you were referring to someone you had met in a bar who had said they would call you, but that you didn't think that they would for some reason or other.
I just didn't think that you were referring to another member.

Yeah he was talking about me....

It was a plot device in This Morning With Richard Not Judy, by the same people behind Fist Of Fun and comedy shows like that.

Richard Lee and Steward Herring I think were their names, I'm a bit of a fan.

Oh riight.

You know, I don't think I've ever actually met someone in a bar / nightclub, although I have at the Goth Weekend, but that's over a few days, so you see them tomorrow.

If it happened it would probably be email and sometimes women work on Girl Time* anyway.

*Girl Time is a phenomena whereby 'tomorrow' can mean 'any time in the next few weeks' and 'later' can be up to a year.

remember, remember, remember, remember, remember, remember...

What's that sound? Tic-tic-tic-tic-tic-tic-tic-tic-tic-tic-tic-tic

My phone died whilst talking to him... I should learn to charge my phone more often...

Naughty Len......

Phones are a privilage not a right...if you can't use them properly, I'll come and lock yours in a cupboard!

Neon

Shit! I should have called you over christmas too... Oh maaan... Im sorry Andrew... Im crap at telephones...