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best way to deal with this is just to cut em loose.

Women have been messed around with 'bloke time' for ages! I've never said I'll call someone tomorrow and left it longer. And as far as I'm concerned 'later' means 'later today'. Now we see why I'm single, men think I'm a stalker.

All women say that they are different from all the others.

I hate phones. I hate cell phones even more.

I hate to hear the phone ring, because that means someone is on the other end of it, and they want something.

So I got a cellphone for Christmas. "Because you need one." The last thing I ever wanted was to carry a fucking phone around with me. I feel like I have an iron ball shackled to my ankle.

And why is that? Hmmm? Because we are. We have different minds, boobs, eyes - I could go on and on and on

My friend, she always says "I'll call you" and rarely does. I think it's just her way of saying "Bye!". I just say "Bye!".

i think he means 'motives'..

i like boobies.