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04-08-05

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Someone make me food... I can't be arsed to get off this seat and make myself some...

Holy shit! I think its an english thing mai....
Don't blame your nationality for being lazy and incapable of making decent food.
Altought english people's cooking skills are worthless,but still if americans didn't invent fast food your kids would look like young ethiopians by now.


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04-08-05

Feck off looza. We're great cooks, we invented all the food that ever existed, so HAH.


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04-08-05

Yeah, insult almost the entire forum with overdone internet slang. That will get you cool points.


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04-08-05

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Don't blame your nationality for being lazy and incapable of making decent food.
Altought english people's cooking skills are worthless,but still if americans didn't invent fast food your kids would look like young ethiopians by now.


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Hold up there buddy.
I'm the first to say that there's a lot of bad food out there but when it comes to nations just you take a walk across the border into Germany and tell me what, bar the chocolate and cakes, is worth putting in your mouth.
Oh yeah, and those huge pretzels, they're good, but that's IT!



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we invented all the food that ever existed, so HAH.
Such as?
  
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04-08-05

Fish?


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Well, God technically invented the fish, but the English IMPROVED upon the fish by adding gills, fins, and eyes. Good job, guys.
  
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Havent lived till youve tried a fisheye cake. Deep fried mars bars are also a improvement.


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My mom makes the best fisheye cakes ever....'cept she leaves out the eyes, cause she's not a mindless barbarian.
  
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My mom makes the best fisheye cakes ever....'cept she leaves out the eyes, cause she's not a mindless barbarian.
  
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My mom makes the best fisheye cakes ever....'cept she uses the fillets instead of the eyes, cause she's not a mindless barbarian.
  
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triple post! damn.
  
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04-10-05

must be why i prefer stir-fry... or pizza


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04-10-05

Black Pudding! Potted Meat! Yorkshire puddings! That stuff they put on a bap... Dripping! Man the UK RULES!!! I haven't had a decent fish and chips since I got here...

Did us brits invent doner kebabs? Well we fucking should of!!! Freaking Canadians not intaling a kebab spool in the local chippy's.....

You all suck.... I hate this place... I'm done... I wanna go home now....



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Don't blame your nationality for being lazy and incapable of making decent food.
Altought english people's cooking skills are worthless,but still if americans didn't invent fast food your kids would look like young ethiopians by now.


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Yeah thats why the USA has more fat people in it than the UK....?

Stop being a tosser because you have a turd in your pants off of being p\/\/Ned on the other thread....

But yeah... I make a mean pie....



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04-11-05

You owned nothing.

I feel like a frenchmen today so i will offer you a ceasfire before i traumatise you even more.
  
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Yeah thats why the USA has more fat people in it than the UK....?
hmm... how much expendable income is there in the UK... what are food prices like as compares to ours?


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hmm... how much expendable income is there in the UK... what are food prices like as compares to ours?
That doesn't have much baring as although the UK is a tubby country by European standards, the Greek women are still fatter and they have less money.

The Germans have a hell of a lot of money, as do the Swiss and Austrians, and all that chocolate to boot, but they are only a little bit chubby countries.

IMO it has a lot to do with acceptability, how much crap you get for being overweight, the allowances made within your society for your weight. If you are properly obese in Italy, expect to have it pointed out to you on a daily basis. In Spain it's bloody hard to find clothes for big women, and recently Zara (Spannish clothes chain) started to make larger clothes for the UK market, stating that British women needed catering for especially.

'All you can eat' is still a very strange concept to many Brits. If there is a set price for unlimited food it would be more commonly found in the form of a buffet, and then it would be advertised as a buffet, not 'all you can eat'.
Pizza Hut do an 'all you can eat' lunch, and people get in trouble for trying to share the food out to be cheap, there's the attraction, not in eating loads.

You can guess what many French people think of 'all you can eat'....

The emphsis is generally on quality, not quantity, which is probably why American chocolate tastes rather like highly flammable fatty sugar and cocoa, compared to Belgian and Swiss freakin' perfection.



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