Get this shit. My boss is awesome. I get paid a ridiculous amount of money (in cash) to sit on my ass, hang out with my friends, and bowl or play pool, or play card games all day. I get to eat and drink whatever I want for free. There's digital cable there, an awesome sound system, whatever I want to do. Basically, I get paid to do what I would have been paying to do on my weekends anyway. Unfortunately, my coworker is a total dick. He blames me for shit that is HIS fault, he always wants me to work for him, then bitches about hours. He's been given a raise recently, yet still bitches about money. My boss is giving him one of MY days to work, even though the customers requested that I be there. I'm totally pissed. He leaves me the BIGGEST messes to clean up when I come in. It's just a bunch of bullshit. If I didn't love every other aspect of my job I'd quit, but I can't. I am going to finally say all of the things I have wanted to say to that worthless piece of shit ever since I convinced my boss to hire his sorry ass.

What could I say shit happens. No matter where you work you are ALWAYS going to run into dickholes like this fruitcake. At least you have a job and should be thankfull for that.

Hmmmm..... with a job that doesn't make you work, I'd count my blessings.

just bitch slap him.

Whos this bitch?

I had planned on a royal bitch session when he came into work yesterday, but I got done early and took off up North. I had to get away for a while. He'll get what he deserves eventually. The worst part about it is that he's hilarious. I mean, he's actually pretty cool outside of work, but when he is working he's a worthless piece of shit.

so, get him fired, console him and then fuck him..........

this way he will be cool and relaxed all the time....

So what do you actually do, er... bitch?

Well hopefully she'll soon be pregnant and on welfare...

welfare sucks ass. i am too poor for welfare, do you believe that shit. they will only give us like a box of food every 2 weeks.

Well that sounds like the best job in the universe! But that co-worker of yours sounds pretty crap. It's a shame that your problem with them isn't an easily solved one. Somebody I know had a job with this co-worker who always ate the lunch that she brought for herself, so she baked these muffins and put laxatives in them so she could take them to work and have her co-worker eat them!

Jobe, what is your problem with me? I mean, I'm just at a loss for words right now. I don't get why you chose to target me. Is it because I took the username that best fits you, or does the problem lie a little further under the surface. You have taken one thread and fabricated this person to verbally batter and annoy when you really don't know anything about me or my life. I came back to darkforum because I have a lot going on and, generally, people here are pretty decent and helpful, but you're just a prick. You win. You must be right. I am just a horny teenage girl with secret dreams of a welfare check and a trailer with a kitchenette to cook my ramen noodles in. I want to fuck everything in sight and I have no emotional attachment to anyone. I'm cruel, demeaning, and I love the color pink. I sit alone in my room and listen to Britney Spears and cry over the fact that her and Justin broke up. Come on, can't you at least put a little thought into the bullshit that you're saying? Take a breath, think about the fact that some people are just damaged and actually need someone to talk to, realize that you may be too quick to put a label on someone because it's easier than trying to help them, and for the love of god and all that is holy get some sun you pasty fuck.

Oh, and I work at a bowling alley. Yea, I know, I didn't think I'd like it either, but it's actually a pretty good job.

Blah blah acka blippy blah....

This is the bitch forum and if you don't like what I say then tough!!!:mofo:


I made my above post referring to your 'Long distance' drivel that you posted on open forum.



Basically when you post moronic shit like you do then please don't expect people bite their lip and not say anything...

*hands you a hankie*