I missed my History exam.
37.5% of my overall grade comes form that exam.
I could have sworn it was this afternoon..
Well it was this morning.
And there is nothing I can do about it.
And im hovering between crying and screaming.

I just cannot believe it. How totally dense can I get?

Im a brainless, deficient, foolish, imbecilic, unthinking, mentally incompetent loser.

I know its my fault, entirely, completely, I should be beaten to a pulp with a baseball bat until only mushed brain, blood, flesh and bones are left.

go buy a leg cast and a crutch and hobble your as into class and tell them you got hit by a car.

I have already been and spoken to the examiner, they know I wasn't sick or hospitalised, just that im a fucking moron.

If it would make you feel any better, Sybelle, I could rape you and force feed you steak until you choke and vomit as punishment for your inefficiency.

Urm..
If it would make me pass History then I would like a shot, but it won't.
I just need a phial of cyanide and a needle.

Sorry, I figured that'd either made you laugh or get pissed off at me, which is better than being pissed off at everything

Go to a doctor and tell them the story, tell them you were too stressed out to think straight, that you didn't sleep last night revising and only noticed the time when the sun came up.

Relax, it'll be ok, extenuating circumstances and all that

Thankyou. Im not pissed off, it made me smile, im just upset that I have just trashed all the work I have done in the last 2 years because I didn't read a timetable properly.

Maybe if I threatened to destroy your history teacher guy, he could be persuaded to give an extension?

I can't lie about it, I only have myself to blame.

'Fraid not, thanks for the offer. Its the exam board who control it all and they are nasty unsympathetic bastards.

It's obvious that you have AIDS, Sybsypoo. I've seen how pale you are. That'll earn you a make-up exam at the very least.

Well damn, the guy can't be so heartless.. you couldn't discuss it with him?

AIDS? I am very pale, but its not make up. I would pass a make-up exam with flying colours, but I haven't spent the last 2 years studying that..

I'm kidding, yo. My g/f missed one of her finals last month, too. Her grade went from an A (good) to a D (patryn). She was miserable for a couple days, but then she realized how awesome I am, and the pain melted away. Perhaps you should do the same.

Even if you are sick you don't get to re-sit the exam (its called a re-sit even though you haven't actually sat it before). They just give you a grade based on your mock results and your dissetations.

But because I wasn't sick I don't get that.

I know you're awesome man
I will laugh about it in a few days, but I am just waiting for what my parents, especially my dad, have to say. I think he may just ram a screwdriver through my neck.

Well dammit, get off your comp and go threaten people with knives. That's gay for such a small mistake to ruin so much shit in such a hardcore way.

A grade is just that, Syb. If it actually affects your future in any serious way, I'll pay you fifty American dollars (I think that's like 3 pounds)

Honestly, seriously, there is nothing I can do about it. Nada, nyet.

I just have to pray that my other exams are enough to keep my college place.