Thanks...

when I find it

Who said I was talking to you? Arsehole...

Sorry, I was busy masturbating to your cruelty... {unhappy face}

Ok. Rather than wait for a response I'm going to respond. Hobo, et al. What is your goal? What have you set about to achieve on this here small corner of the information-super-highway? Surely you have better things to do than spout nonsensical bullshit to a bunch of already, retarded, retards? Look, in all honesty, I think you are wasting your time. I, for one, do not find you in the smallest way funny, or even comical. You are about as funny as a nervous fart, the type you are too scared to push out for fear that you might shit yourself.

Anyway, I wish you was gone, for good. There is already enough shit thrown around in this monkeys cage for you add your own brand of shite to the mixture, already.

Sod this, I'm half-cut and in a miserable mood...

Please fuck off and die.

Thanks.

I like you... You're English and drunk... I want to prod you with a stick when you pass out ans tell people I poked you....

Man I think I should go get drink now....

Oh yeah did my cousin told me that they are knocking down the Newcastle Brown Ale Brewery and rebuilding it in Gateshead! By default, they can not call it Necastle Brown Ale anymore! This is an outrage! I am now in PMS mode!

I'm gonna get drunk...

I mean, ffs. I liked the bitch board.

But the monkey and his gang of ninja-skill-less minions are fucking up the program. Fight, for the right, for a proper bitch board!

You're a prevert. If anyone is doing the prodding, it'll be me.

[cheesy-joke]I like you too *net-hugs*[/cheesy-joke]

Yeah you're right... They don't really bitch about anything.... They just post crap that isn't worth bitching about....

Hobo is getting a little too "troll the lightly modorated forum because its not against the rules"....

I used to like bitching here.... I like making people feel miserable and angry and offended.... I mean, the only outlett I get these days on here is picking fights with sunflowers/Syphilis or whatever... He is starting to get a little dishearted too.... I liked his "OOMPH" but right now... The Bitch board isn't a bitch board anymore... Its trolled mass of kakka... I can't even look at the avitars or signatures on here because I had to disable them because Hobo's sig was making me ill... And I'm afraid of garden gnomes too and one of his chav crew has a gnome in it...

Everythings fuckt.

You can prod me if you like... Are you gonna be using a stick? heh. {insert funny smilies here}

See, you prevert. Gladly.

Hey! You took my origonal perverted post and made it more perverted than it was supposed to be... That r00ls! {Happy dance} Man I wanna go home now...

hmmmmn. Fucking tool's. They think they have this shit down pat, the jokers.

Len, it's true...

Its so hot over here, I may go out and strip down in front of old people... That would be funny... heh... I want to go home, I wanna go see 3 Colours Red in concert.... Canada has shitty bands... England has good bands.... England is wikkid cool... It is the last time I think my country is shitty....

Didn't know they had AA meetings online too.

Crying On The Internets

May as well do, they have retard conferences so why not AA? Man your hearts not in this anymore... Wheres yer spunk?!?!

All over your face, i hope you like it.
I know i would.

You'd like your own spunk on your face? You abomination.

I also swallow.