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Horses are vile creatures!
I've been bucked off twice!
Evil, terrible, absolutely retched animals they are!
Heh, I feel better now... | |
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Originally Posted by webgovernor I've been bucked off twice! | A horse bucked you? You lucky motherbucker.... | |
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i've been stepped on, bit, bucked off, rolled on, kicked, and pinned. But i still love them more then life itself!! | |
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Originally Posted by Tijuana_Bandit i've been stepped on, bit, bucked off, rolled on, kicked, and pinned | Gross. Let's not talk about your sex life here... | |
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hahahaha bite me | |
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creat a rocketship out of a coke bottle. except i don't remember how you creat a rocketship out of a coke bottle. since i did that crap in middle school. oh yeah and while your at it buy some fireworks but don't shoot it at animals.... cause that would be a form of animal cruelty..... poor things!!! | |
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woah where did that come from?!  | |
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at the top of my head!
maybe that would give you something interesting to do. no wait actually i feel like doing that.........  <----- that is my thinking face by the way....... | |
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lol..oh my. | |
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come on LETS GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | |
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where we going? | |
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(o)The Origin of a Pussy(o)
Seven wise men with knowledge so fine,
created a pussy to their design.
First was a butcher,
with smart wit,
using a knife,
he gave it a slit,
Second was a carpenter,
strong and bold,
with a hammer and chisel,
he gave it a hole,
Third was a tailor,
tall and thin,
by using red velvet,
the lined it within,
Fourth was a hunter,
short and stout,
with a piece of fox fur,
he lined it without,
Fifth was a fisherman,
nasty as hell,
threw in a fish and gave it a smell,
Sixth was a preacher,
whose name was McGee,
he touched it and blessed it,
and said it could pee,
Last was a sailor,
dirty little runt,
he sucked it and fucked it,
and called it a cunt. | |
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Originally Posted by Tijuana_Bandit where we going? | to a planet called venus..... | |
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Originally Posted by Tijuana_Bandit Im not blaming anyone....Just bored and its only day 2 and nothing has even started and im already bored and done with it all and i got a whole year of this ahead of me yet....guh! | Day 2 of what? | |
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Originally Posted by Shy shy to a planet called venus..... | Or Uranus?  | |
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Originally Posted by Synikul Day 2 of what? | doing nothing. | |
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hahahahahahaha....luv the poem I was masturbating
just contemplating
the color of suicide | |
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Originally Posted by Mia~ow Or Uranus?  | hell lets visit both!! | |
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Originally Posted by sixxx(sic)six hahahahahahaha....luv the poem | even with all the rhymes it has? glad to see you can look past things...when it comes to pussy, that is...  i believe in practicing compassion. | |
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