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Mayhem Discuss grrr in the Discussions forums; Horses are vile creatures! I've been bucked off twice! Evil, terrible, absolutely retched animals they are! Heh, I feel better now......

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11-09-04

Horses are vile creatures!
I've been bucked off twice!

Evil, terrible, absolutely retched animals they are!

Heh, I feel better now...
  
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11-09-04

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I've been bucked off twice!
A horse bucked you? You lucky motherbucker....
  
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11-09-04

i've been stepped on, bit, bucked off, rolled on, kicked, and pinned. But i still love them more then life itself!!
  
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11-09-04

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i've been stepped on, bit, bucked off, rolled on, kicked, and pinned
Gross. Let's not talk about your sex life here...
  
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11-09-04

hahahaha bite me
  
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11-09-04

creat a rocketship out of a coke bottle. except i don't remember how you creat a rocketship out of a coke bottle. since i did that crap in middle school. oh yeah and while your at it buy some fireworks but don't shoot it at animals.... cause that would be a form of animal cruelty..... poor things!!!
  
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11-09-04

woah where did that come from?!
  
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11-09-04

at the top of my head!


maybe that would give you something interesting to do. no wait actually i feel like doing that......... <----- that is my thinking face by the way.......
  
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11-09-04

lol..oh my.
  
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11-09-04

come on LETS GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  
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11-09-04

where we going?
  
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11-09-04

(o)The Origin of a Pussy(o)

Seven wise men with knowledge so fine,
created a pussy to their design.
First was a butcher,
with smart wit,
using a knife,
he gave it a slit,
Second was a carpenter,
strong and bold,
with a hammer and chisel,
he gave it a hole,
Third was a tailor,
tall and thin,
by using red velvet,
the lined it within,
Fourth was a hunter,
short and stout,
with a piece of fox fur,
he lined it without,
Fifth was a fisherman,
nasty as hell,
threw in a fish and gave it a smell,
Sixth was a preacher,
whose name was McGee,
he touched it and blessed it,
and said it could pee,
Last was a sailor,
dirty little runt,
he sucked it and fucked it,
and called it a cunt.
  
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11-09-04

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where we going?
to a planet called venus.....
  
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Im not blaming anyone....Just bored and its only day 2 and nothing has even started and im already bored and done with it all and i got a whole year of this ahead of me yet....guh!
Day 2 of what?
  
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11-09-04

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to a planet called venus.....
Or Uranus?


Mrew
  
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Day 2 of what?
doing nothing.
  
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11-09-04

hahahahahahaha....luv the poem


I was masturbating
just contemplating
the color of suicide
  
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Or Uranus?
hell lets visit both!!
  
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11-09-04

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hahahahahahaha....luv the poem
even with all the rhymes it has? glad to see you can look past things...when it comes to pussy, that is...


i believe in practicing compassion.
  
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hehe
  
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