SHIT!!!

ok so i finally got a fucking dvd player, and i was so fucking happy cuz i got some dvds as a gift not to long ago and i ve really been wanting to see them.
ok so i got home and like any normal person i immediately starting trying to connect it and i felt confident i could do it until i saw the fucking instructions. THEY CALL THAT INSTRUCTIONS!!!???
all they did was draw some pictures showing a tv, the dvd player and the cords.
i have a fucking digital cable box and i have no freaking clue how to connect it!!
i tried sticking the yellow and white and red cords in different jacks, hoping i would come across the correct way accidentally, BUT NOOO!
NOw i m stuck here home alone with a brand new dvd player, dvds and no way to fucking use any of them!
God i m pissed...:veryevil:
anybody have ANY suggestions whatsoever?
GGGGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!