what else?

Wait! I have a solution!

You should go find a nice strip club, but not too nice. Find one of the dancers, a really pretty girl. You should pay her some money, a lot in fact, keep her with you all night talking. Then you should go back and do it again the next week. I promise you that she will care and worry about you, and hell, if you give her your number, she might actually call! And your inability to function in a social setting and/or any other problems that you have that keep you single won't be an issue to her!

Yeah, sounds perfect.

I went to a strip club,and the girls are gross,there.I was actually running away from them. I turned down all the girls that asked to give a lapdance.They were just downright scary.What else,hun?

Im going to go eat, you think of all the insulting things you wanna type,and then I'll read them when I get back.

Well aside from the fact that this makes you an idiot, you could always try escort services or rub-n-tug joints.

Hahaha, yes, please tell me when you're AFK in a public forum!

If you have cocaine with you, they will call, and come over to spend the night.

Don't ask..

Actually, strippers call their regulars quite frequently on slow nights or nights when they need money to get them to come in. Works too.

But then again, sometimes so do drugs.

Yeah, I went through that phase about 15 years ago.

More reliably than money, with real results.

just go and get bloody laid. who cares if its some ugly cunt, least its a cunt. as the saying goes why look at the mantle piece while you are poking the fire.

Holy shit!!! It's Spikess!!!

*coughs*.. oops. edit edit edit.

for me, let's change that to "lazy anime/gamer geeks who are too fucking tired" but "smart enough to write decent fiction and can spout facts about obscure series and writers on command"...

there... that fits me better.

also, i'm a fatty.

hello *waves*

Indeed, our phalio-centric western culture is blind to death in terms that do not somehow involve penetration with a phalic weapon. Our society will not admit that being engulfed and having ones life essence devoured by a woman can destroy a man's very soul . . .

You need to date more. Get some use out of your own phallic weapon.

. . . They got you and you don't even know it . . . You can't even tell when someones joking anymore, you poor bastard.

I would have taken it as a joke if that had been the first time I'd ever seen it. Here's someone saying the same thing without joking.

Penetration.

Yeah, but you seem to possess social skills of some kind.

Alcohol would enhance that for him.