thats right. you all whine and complain, stab and consort and conspire, basicly evil beings. "when i write in the perspective of a woman, i think of a man. then i take away reason and accountability."

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three: one to do it, and two to bitch about it.

bawahahaha

how many men? one with two women to bitch that he did it wrong and took too long to do it.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?


Nothing; you already told her twice.

ouch

The first time I ever heard that, it was the funniest thing ever. Now, 3 years later...it is more true than ever.

Women are pretty cool, but eh.... they're insane.

yeah, for some ungodly reason it seems the older i get the more true it becomes.

Yeah. Maybe it is just that the older we get, the more females we know. And because they have no reason or common sense, then it stands that the more we know, the more true the statement is.

It is probabaly true when we were younger, but I played ball with my guy friends back then.

its all statistics. growing up you hear things but the facts have not presented them to you and the data is so sporatic that assembling a working model is about impossible. as you get older and meet more women, you begin to understand and complete all those pieces of the puzzle that were missing. not to say there aren't some exceptions to the rule. not sure why really. maybe its testosterone levels or some magnetic polarization that our brains have in difference with theirs.

I think guys are pretty mad aswell.

we're a different kind of insane. we're a more physically aggressive insane, whereas women are completely off their rockers.

is that a coochie avatar?

I can agree with that.

huh? whassat?

i thought that at first. it's just boobies with a tat.

yes

Men are a bunch of bitches.

agreed *nod*

coming from someone with a wang???????