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Lenina · **fucking wierdo fuckers!!! -** 02-06-04

So there I was, about two hours ago... Talking to one of my friends when she introduced me to one of her friends... He seemed like a nice guy, said "hello" and started commenting about the weather... Then out of the blue, he starts spouting shit... I took an instant disliking to him when he said.

"Have you ever seen the movie fatal attraction?" What the fuck is that all about? My lame detector started to hit the red and I replied with. "Oh yes, yes I have... I especially liked it when she stabbed the men with icepicks... I like icepicks... Sharp icepicks..." I put on my serious face and he kinda thought I was being serious because I automatically phased out and started going on about how wonderful it would be to stab something with an icepick... He took a step back and said his goodbyes rather quickly... FUcking weirdo lameass. Why the fuck was he asking me if I saw that stupid fucked up movie anyway?

ArSiNiK · 02-06-04

you should've told him to suck your dick.

Lenina · 02-06-04

The thought crossed my mind but he already thought I was a fucking psycho by the time I had finished... I don't know wheather he was chatting me up or what.... I mean, what was the punchline of the converation he was trying to get into with me anyway? He was just

"Hi! Im Gary, the weather is shitty today, you ever seen the movie fatal attraction?" I mean... What the fuck was that all about?

ArSiNiK · 02-06-04

yeah, i usually don't open up a conversation with 'hey, have you seen (random movie)?' that's a lil' wierd.

Lenina · 02-06-04

Your right you know... I should have just told him to suck my dick....

Funny thing is.. That moive was full of sex and sharon stone wearing no panties... I really just wonder what the fuck he was trying to get at tonight....

ArSiNiK · 02-06-04

i don't think i've ever seen it.

Lenina · 02-06-04

Not very interesting really... You see a few full frontals of sharon stone if my memory serves me well.... You see her riding guys alot too, she screws michael douglas a few times and stabs a few men with an icepick whilst fucking them.... She doesn't do it to michael douglas though.... Its an odd movie.. I forgot what it was about but there was alot of sex in it though... And a bit of dyke action too I think....

ArSiNiK · 02-06-04

oh yeah, i've seen parts of that one. i'll have to rent it, does it actually have a plot or is it like showgirls?

Madpoet · 02-06-04

ooh i have to see it

Kendra · 02-06-04

I've seen Fatal Attraction. I don't think that is Sharon Stone though. The women in the movie was Glean Close. I hope that I spelled her name right.

It's about a married man that fucks around with another women. Then the other women gets pissed because she found out that she was used for sex and can't have him. So she started to do a bounch of crazy shit to him and his family.

sixxx(sic)six · 02-06-04

glenn close..........................yes, that is the movie.......she boils a fucking rabbit.......that 101-dalmation bitch

Kendra · 02-06-04

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Originally Posted by sixxx(sic)six

glenn close..........................yes, that is the movie.......she boils a fucking rabbit.......that 101-dalmation bitch

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