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I work at Pier 1 Imports and OUR HOLIDAY MUSIC IS SO FUCKING TERRIBLE!!!
They take classical Christmas songs, and turn them into jazz.. but not good jazz.. ITS WHITE PEOPLE JAZZ!!! They refer to Rudolph as "Rudy" WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!!!!!!!
I had one shred of hope when I thought an Elvis song came on.. but no, it was a fucking impersonator sent to mock me...
and we play christian songs.. like "santa says that Jesus loves us, so everythings ok" that is serisouly the lyrics from the song... do I work in a christian gift store? NO! WTF!!!!
Its still in my head!! get it out get it out!!!! To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
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haha yeah that sucks.
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i was in jazz band in highschool and we played those christmas songs sometimes... I was masturbating
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Sad . . . de vagorum ordine dico vobis iura
fatue fatue
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Originally Posted by Synikul You might need a bullet. | If I were in her place I'd need more than one . . . about two 12 round 9mm berreta magazines and 15 shotgun shells for everyone in the store.
Okay, I think the horse is dead now. de vagorum ordine dico vobis iura
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we found the instrumental holiday tape, so my pain has ended... for now To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
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Originally Posted by Denalay Sad . . . | fuck no man....jazz band rocked....i was uber band geek....marching, concert, kiddie (we played like cartoon songs and fun stuff for kids), pep, solo and ensemble, and of course jazz....it ruled! I was masturbating
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I was trombone girl. We brought joy to so many.
I don't care what any of you say, standing in the centre of a freezing town by a big tree playing christmas songs was just magical.
Band geeks will one day own the world!
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hahahahaha....i feel ya.....i was percussion all the way....oh yeah....i ruled..... I was masturbating
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I used to play the kazoo in a jazz band... then I got kicked out for making funny noises with it... I kicked ass... To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
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I guess I can agree with that on some level, music always sounds better live. Even if crap is being played. de vagorum ordine dico vobis iura
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*Sixx starts up with some improv stickwork in a time sig that no one can follow*
*clears throat*
Sleigh bells ring, are you listnin',
In the lane, snow is glistenin',
A beautiful sight, we're happy tonight,
Walking in a winter wonderland,
*Jazzy, snazzy, sassy trombone solo*
A classic song, executed perfectly, if I do say so myself.
Chrsitmas songs rock!! Not crap!!!
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I was a pep band girl.. I played flute, and percussion.
*sings* hang on sloopy sloopy hand on! To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
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Originally Posted by GemsaMay hang on sloopy sloopy hand on! | I'm disturbed. I skimmed that post reeeeally fast, and read that as "hang on sloppy sloppy hardon!" I shit you not.
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ha....rockin'
yeah, i was percussion all the way, but my senior year i played bass for jazz band...which was fun as fuck.....
go band go!
oh, and my favorite time sig is either 7/8 or 5/4 I was masturbating
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