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Mayhem Discuss fucking holiday cheer! in the Discussions forums; I work at Pier 1 Imports and OUR HOLIDAY MUSIC IS SO FUCKING TERRIBLE!!! They take classical Christmas songs, and turn them into jazz.. but not good jazz.. ITS WHITE ...

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fucking holiday cheer! - 11-28-04

I work at Pier 1 Imports and OUR HOLIDAY MUSIC IS SO FUCKING TERRIBLE!!!

They take classical Christmas songs, and turn them into jazz.. but not good jazz.. ITS WHITE PEOPLE JAZZ!!! They refer to Rudolph as "Rudy" WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!!!!!!!

I had one shred of hope when I thought an Elvis song came on.. but no, it was a fucking impersonator sent to mock me...

and we play christian songs.. like "santa says that Jesus loves us, so everythings ok" that is serisouly the lyrics from the song... do I work in a christian gift store? NO! WTF!!!!

Its still in my head!! get it out get it out!!!!



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11-29-04

haha yeah that sucks.
i worked at jcpenney for awhile, but they just played the good ol' christmas oldies.
  
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11-29-04

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Its still in my head!! get it out get it out!!!!
You might need a bullet.
  
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Dang it! I thought of that before you! I thought it was glorious and you took my glory away from me.



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i was in jazz band in highschool and we played those christmas songs sometimes...


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11-30-04

Sad . . .


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If I were in her place I'd need more than one . . . about two 12 round 9mm berreta magazines and 15 shotgun shells for everyone in the store.

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11-30-04

we found the instrumental holiday tape, so my pain has ended... for now



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Sad . . .
fuck no man....jazz band rocked....i was uber band geek....marching, concert, kiddie (we played like cartoon songs and fun stuff for kids), pep, solo and ensemble, and of course jazz....it ruled!


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11-30-04

I was trombone girl. We brought joy to so many.

I don't care what any of you say, standing in the centre of a freezing town by a big tree playing christmas songs was just magical.

Band geeks will one day own the world!
Then who'll be sad, eh? Eh?



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hahahahaha....i feel ya.....i was percussion all the way....oh yeah....i ruled.....


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I used to play the kazoo in a jazz band... then I got kicked out for making funny noises with it... I kicked ass...



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I guess I can agree with that on some level, music always sounds better live. Even if crap is being played.


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*Sixx starts up with some improv stickwork in a time sig that no one can follow*

*clears throat*

Sleigh bells ring, are you listnin',
In the lane, snow is glistenin',
A beautiful sight, we're happy tonight,
Walking in a winter wonderland,

*Jazzy, snazzy, sassy trombone solo*

A classic song, executed perfectly, if I do say so myself.
Chrsitmas songs rock!! Not crap!!!

All except novelty hits, there should be some kind of physical punishment metered out to those who feel they must record something festive.



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I was a pep band girl.. I played flute, and percussion.
*sings* hang on sloopy sloopy hand on!



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hang on sloopy sloopy hand on!
I'm disturbed. I skimmed that post reeeeally fast, and read that as "hang on sloppy sloppy hardon!" I shit you not.

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naughty.
  
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yeah, but not on purpose. i'm impressed with myself.
  
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ha....rockin'

yeah, i was percussion all the way, but my senior year i played bass for jazz band...which was fun as fuck.....

go band go!

oh, and my favorite time sig is either 7/8 or 5/4


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