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Fuckin' Google - 06-14-03

I love Google, it's the best search engine for me, maybe because it's the only one I use... err anyway, how the hell do you find an association between looking for belly dancing mpegs and "free cum shots"... "apply for sex online". I mean jezuz! Two sites concerning belly dancing the rest were all "cum" "anal" "sex toys" etc.

  
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YaY Google!
  
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06-14-03

Belly dancing is erotic. Guys like it. Guys also like porn. So they fit.


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Yes I know, but it's not porn. And unfortunately that is the stigma attached to Belly Dancing. Which is an art form as much as say Ballet is. But because it shows the woman's belly and the movements come across as erotic, many people associate Belly Dancers to strippers. And of course many strippers may even call themselves that when they have no clue about the actual authentic dance! It's the same as Massage Therapists. When you say you are a Massage Therapist some men automatically assume you mean "pelvic massages".
  
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Yeah, that's all true, but guys really like anything that could possibly be construed as pornographic, so it's to be expected.


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Totally true!!!
  
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Guys are stupid i hate them all!!! all they want in life is sex, food, and sports!!!

why do i have to be attracted to such selfish jerks?


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06-14-03

and i agree with you Lillith, i was searching for stuff on the revolutionary war and i got 3 porns sites for that!! there is porn EVERYWHERE!! yuck!

Bellydancing is cool. i've read a lot about it and you can burn lots of calories doing it. if there were some place i could take classes locally, i would be one! that would be awesome.

its really sad that people (men) associate that to sex because its really not THAT sexual!!!


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I for one, hate sports..

But if you're being serious, you should take heart in the fact that a number of guys are more caring than they let on.

Oh, but me? I'm a heartless bastard.


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Which guys are more caring than they let on? I havent met any of these blokes!

introduce me to some NICE guys!!


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Seriously.. you thinking all guys are assholes would be like me saying all girls are backstabbing, loose sluts.

Maybe you're just attracted to assholes like 98% of all women in the entire world.


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I'll agree that most girls are backstabbing, but i dunno if i'd say loose...
  
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Google obviously understands the economic driving force of the internet.


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Did you put the word mpeg or mpegs in the search? If you put in the name of a body part and mpeg into google you always end up with at least one porn site.


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refine your search

something like...

"belly dancing" +mpegs -porn

from 17000 to 48


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Hahaha good one Snyper, and yes I put "Belly Dancing videos".
  
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Seriously.. you thinking all guys are assholes would be like me saying all girls are backstabbing, loose sluts.

Maybe you're just attracted to assholes like 98% of all women in the entire world.

Maybe that is it...i do have a knack for picking the wrong guys....

most girls are backstabbing...but not loose....


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