Some people deserve to burn target.. my friends.
I dont have many male friends in this acurced town, 2 really good friends that I am close with and then 5 or 6 I just hang out with. The rest are out of town or are girls.
Lets just call them friend X and friend Y
So I was hanging out with friend X and another guy named collin, we were talking about friend Y and Friend X was rather aprehensive about it, so then friend X said I cant say anything about him he knows some stuff about me that I dont want anybody to know.. "Ill tell you later Ark"
Its 12:39 pitch black, when we left collin off at his house and set off for mine on the way home Friend X told me that on the fourth of july he had gotten drunk
"So?" i say
"I spent a few hours making out with your cousin" he says
Why am I mad? here lets talk about my cousin she is actully a whore, she goes through guys like most people go through keystrokes on the keyboard Friend X and Friend Y both publicly hate her, her lifestyle sickens them. They are always talking about how much they hate her.
I just screamed... its so contradictory, I thought I hung out with a decent person but it only got worse.. I forgave him for the fact that he was drunk and she was the one that came on to him.
For some reason it just kept getting worse.. the next part went as follows..
Friend X: "What dosent make any sence to me is that he (Friend Y) is ripping on me for it but at the same time he made out with youre cousin on halloween"
ME: "WHAT THE FUCK!! I herd a rumor about that, but he denyied it and I belived it I mean you were drunk.. that is just a bit different"

I dont care if they wanna go make out with whoever.. get drunk.. have sex.. do anything they want. Hell, what the fuck, this is the rough equlivalant of me turning gay, it shouldnt happen and If I do I plan on killing my self ( actully somebody else promised to do it for me ) In other words its not supposed to happen.. This is the about the same as Jesus sodomizing a cow, this is a "what the hell.. "

I guess it would make more sence if you understood the distaste that they have for her they hate her so much.. I hate it.

everybody needs to die.. thank God for substances to abuse

So what if they got off wit ur cousin, its not the end of the world, chill.

hmm... some sublimated attraction or jealousy?

eventhough you have posted this in the bitchboard..... i'm going to have to break this to you real slow. no one is going to give a shit.

Why are you surprised by their behavior? They hate her publicly, but fuck her when they get the chance. Hello! They are male!

I'll agree with Synikul.

Even if I publicly slagged off about a girl, unless I truly, deep-down within myself despised her (which would be highly doubtful as I don't believe in wasting energy on negative emotions), I would still make-out with her if she came onto me and I was drunk, lonely, horny, bored, at a party, etc.

It's what guys do.
You'll find in most tight-knit, semi-alternative, kinda-easy-with-their-morals, teenage groups the girls and guys pass each other around without much thought.
All my friends have either dated, made-out with, or fucked basically everybody else in the friendship group.

Deal with it, man.

They spent time crying about it.. then they did it again afther promising themselves not too.. I mean serously I wouldnt of cared just anybody but her.. All they do is talk about there hate for her.

Sounds like Friends minus the coffee but with condoms and std's. Or Sluts in the City.

Oh well if someone gets something at least you all know appoximately from where it came.

I have a group of friends like that. I don't even bother to remember who is with whom because in the end it's all one orgy.
Of course keeping a pad of paper and pen would also help in this situation.


One thing though....why is it after the guy breaks up with or vice versa said loathed slut girl they turn around and go man I hate that bitch, or what a whore.
Yeah I bet they do, this is why cunts can't talk. Makes fucking the girl a whole helluva lot easier.
My favortie are the man whores, all the girls hate them until they get him in the sack and presto! His personality suddenly gets better and he is just misunderstood......till he ends up with one of their friends.

If it bothers you, say "Shut up about my cousin, bitch!" or something like that, then kick him in the nuts if he doesn't like it.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!11

So true, so, so true.

This just happened to a girl I know.

He was great...misunderstood (insert anal sex addicted man whore), creative (constant liar).
Yeah till he emptied her bank account and ran off to Orlando with live his life selling his body at J-Cons.

Was I surprised....yeah I didn't think anyone would pay money to make out with a bakka man whore at a Anime Convention.
One little detail came out he didn't want everyone to know......it's wasn't women he was selling himself too.

You people have some fucked up lives. My friends are all pretty normal; even the slutty ones are very, very normal sluts.

It's all a secret plan to make us feel better about our own lives.
No matter how bad it gets I can always look at this guy and thank God how I will never have to wonder later in life if I got that infection from a fat chick dressed up as Yuna or Lulu at a convention.

yeah, i don't have to wonder that either. Yet.

If you avoid J-con's then you should be safe.
Last time I checked fat Yuna's or Lulu's don't wander around in public, they save their whale like bodies for conventions.
I normally suggest to these girls that they should've gone as a monk and done the good deed of saving our eyesight.

It's all because people don't go to church or read the bible anymore.

But I worship the Goddess and prance underneath the happy happy oak tree with the faerie folk and the wobbly lil' leprauchans.

I don't worship the goddess, but I really do prance under the happy happy oak tree with the faerie folk, and I can prove it.

Ren Faire pics

are either of you stupid whores?

Who me?

No, I'm not stupid.