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Fuck you floppy cock!!!! - 01-13-04

SO Im having an argument with my boyfriend about his asshole boss and he storms out of the house onto the street outside... So, being the nice person I am, I open the window and shout "Fuck you floppy cock!!!!" But an old man thought I was shouting it at him and he gave me the finger... You know what the old fart called me? He called me a little bitch!!! I told him to wind his neck in and my boyfriend was laughing at me!!! SO I threw a glass at his head... And missed... Im a crap shot....



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01-13-04

Hahaha. Oh my God.

That settles it. You need to come live with me.



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01-13-04

*spanks Heather*

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01-13-04

aaaw, i thought you were gonna come in here and bitch about impotency...
  
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heh, thanks for the chuckle ... i kinda needed it tonite
  
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01-13-04

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SO Im having an argument with my boyfriend about his asshole boss and he storms out of the house onto the street outside... So, being the nice person I am, I open the window and shout "Fuck you floppy cock!!!!" But an old man thought I was shouting it at him and he gave me the finger... You know what the old fart called me? He called me a little bitch!!! I told him to wind his neck in and my boyfriend was laughing at me!!! SO I threw a glass at his head... And missed... Im a crap shot....
shit man..........btw, who you throw the glass at, your BF or the old geezer?
  
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01-14-04

crazy brits.



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01-14-04

I threw the glass at my BF.... We are okay now though... Hes still a little pissed that I threw one of our new glasses at his head but hey... He shouldn't be a fucktard then I wouldn't have to do things like that now would I?

I won't leave the house for about a week though.... That old dude walks past our home every day.... I think hes a little pissed at me....



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Hahaha. Oh my God.

That settles it. You need to come live with me.
I know but its really hard to make arrangements over the phone when I can't get through... (Its a good job you know Im joking or I would probably be dead...)



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01-14-04

aww... this thread reminded me of Mr. Floppy... the stuffed bunny.... from some tv show I can't remember.

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01-14-04

hm.........



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Yeah, Yeah, I remember that show. It was like Married With Children, only better. Niki Cox... *droolssss*



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She was so damn hot.......... I still want some of that.
  
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She was so damn hot.......... I still want some of that.

Ditto. She's a has been now, maybe we could talk her into a threesome.



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aww... this thread reminded me of Mr. Floppy... the stuffed bunny.... from some tv show I can't remember.

(Unhappily Ever After)
fuck yeah man.........that show rocked...........that one chick, nikki, she had another show too.......
  
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I have no idea what you guys are talking about.... Im just english you know...



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it was a show called Unhapily Ever After......kind of a Married With Children rip off, only funnier.........funnier........funnier, thatz a weird word
  
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