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ArSiNiK · 01-14-04

i thought this thread was about whiskey dick.

doebathory · 01-15-04

I thought it was about filleting chickens for evil purposes.

Soul Erosion · 01-15-04

Is it possible to felate a chicken?

>FuckDoll< · 01-15-04

:jerk: har.

ShotDownStar · 01-15-04

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Originally Posted by Soul Erosion

Is it possible to felate a chicken?

no, but maybe a rooster....

I read this story in my recent american and british authors class today and it was about how red china would punish adultresses. they'd roast her on this thing called heaven's lamp. they'd hang her upside down naked over a fire that barely scorched their hair and beat her with whips made out of bull penises. it took her half a day to stop screaming and a day and a half to die....

...and adulters only got their heads chopped off.

ArSiNiK · 01-15-04

Quote:

Originally Posted by ShotDownStar

they'd roast her on this thing called heaven's lamp. they'd hang her upside down naked over a fire that barely scorched their hair and beat her with whips made out of bull penises. it took her half a day to stop screaming and a day and a half to die....

oh... ohhh... i want a heaven's lamp!

ShotDownStar · 01-16-04

Quote:

Originally Posted by ArSiNiK

oh... ohhh... i want a heaven's lamp!

right. we'll give you a sex change, flash you back to red china, marry you off and then find you someone to be adulterous with....

so first *holds up scissors* you wanna keep those for memories?

Lenina · 01-16-04

Cool method of torture there.... heh...

ShotDownStar · 01-16-04

bull penises...that's what got me....

Phage · 01-19-04

What about them?

Lenina · 01-19-04

"Hi my names malcom and I cut off bull penises to beat adulterous women with...." What a weird profession.....

Phage · 01-19-04

Quote:

Originally Posted by Soul Erosion

Is it possible to felate a chicken?

I don't think that birds have penises. At least, not what we'd recognize as a penis.

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