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Fuck You Bank Clerks! - 11-06-03

So Im shopping for groceries yeah, and I go to the checkout and the casheer rings it trough. Well I swipe my BF bank card and its says "Insufficient funds". Now I know we have quite a bit in the bank as the casheer decides to keep my shopping for a while till I go get some money to pay for it. So I go to the bank to the machine and they have a damn hold on his money!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT ALL ABOUT??? Its his fucking money so why the fuck can't he use it? I fucking hate bank clerks and banks! MOTHER FUCKING PIECES OF SHIT! I can't believe this shit! I looked like a right tool standing and swiping the fucking card over and over again and there was a line a mile long... I looked like a fucking tatey! MOTHER FUCKING DTFIJGLEKRJT FUUUCK! FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKING BANKS FUCKING PIECES OF SHIT FUCKING DGGGGRRRRRERWETOERYPOU FFFFFUUUUUUCCCKKkk!!!



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11-06-03

~note to self; do not become a bank clerk~



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mighty, are you on right now?


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Oh god I hate that shit! And you know the people behind you are bitching and moaning. But...I look at it like, that's what I do when I'm behind someone in a long line and they take a while. Heh.

You will be able to find out tomorrow what that is all about Leanne. I bet it's nothing too serious...maybe he made too many withdraws in a certain time period because they will put a hold on the account to make sure someone hasn't stolen your card or what not.



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I hate the bank people too. Well, not all bank people, just most of the ones at the bank here in town. They closed my account a few days ago, which is just as well because I was getting right tired of all the, "Ms. Alisha, will you be making a deposit today?"'s. Hello! If I hand you a check and say "Cash it" why would I want you to deposit anything? Reminds me of the McDonalds people who say, "Would you like to biggie size that?". Did I ask you to biggie size it? Do I look like I need the extra 59745902789834 caliories? No....



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but so are you...-piece-o-shit-



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11-07-03

banks suck... they always charged me for random charges that were lame. I don't use them anymore... It's cheaper to cash the check and keep my money safe at home.


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i hope you lose all your money



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thank you, same to you...

ya know... it really doesn't take rocket science to figure out why people don't like you.


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i hope you lose all your money

believe it or not thats the sweetest thing I've ever heard~huggles~



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but so are you...-piece-o-shit-
? are you having difficulty reading or following conversations again?



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banks suck... they always charged me for random charges that were lame. I don't use them anymore... It's cheaper to cash the check and keep my money safe at home.
I keep telling my BF to do that but he just looks at me like Im a fruit or something... Everytime he has money in his pocket... Its like he freaks incase it gets stolen so he rushes off to the damn bank every time... He needs the bank for his pay cheques though... Can you actually get payed via cheque in Canada or the USA or does the pqy system revolve around banks? Im just curious...



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but so are you...-piece-o-shit-
Erm... Thank you? Piss off? Hello? What the hell was that in response to? You know, about 5 minutes ago I just thought you were a little slow.... But around the point I read this post, I actually think that your a total fuckwit.... I don't often use the word fuckwit... Not unless someone is a fuckwit and you... *Sigh* Are indeed a fuckwit.... Is there anything in that brain of yours that will make me think your not a fucking retard?



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i hope you lose all your money
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Is there anything in that brain of yours that will make me think your not a fucking retard?
Obviously not......



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believe it or not thats the sweetest thing I've ever heard~huggles~
I have a short poem for you MD, I call it....

The difference between Cute and Retarded

Sweet things are when I look at my son,
When he smiles at me or when hes having fun.
Retarded things are when I look at retarded posts,
Like HoneyRocks is retarded the most.

Please grasp this when you read this rhyme,
I hope you understand in time.
That post by her was retarded,
Oh lookie me I just farted...

I couldn't find anything that rhymed with retared but Im sure that honeys real name rhymes with it....

ANd quit the fluffy bunnies for crying out loud.... Or I will have to slap your face off...



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I hate you... You... You... Fluff master... But at the same time I am torn by your great ability to moderate.... I love you and I hate you... You fuck my wife? You fuck my wife? You fuck my wife? I dunno why I said that, I seem to be on something mind altering... Such as coffee.... I hate you Dy.... I hope you lose all your money....



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Oh god I hate that shit! And you know the people behind you are bitching and moaning. But...I look at it like, that's what I do when I'm behind someone in a long line and they take a while. Heh.

You will be able to find out tomorrow what that is all about Leanne. I bet it's nothing too serious...maybe he made too many withdraws in a certain time period because they will put a hold on the account to make sure someone hasn't stolen your card or what not.
I love you Danielle.....



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