Ill be back in about 3 minutes i gotta pee...

that explains the pee-pee dance.

huh? i only do the chicken dance buddy...

nooooooooooooo, come back billy!!!!!!!!!!!

Dude, first He-Man, and now Smithers? Two totally gay avatars. Are you sure there isn't something you'd like to share with the rest of us?

He should do "Vanity Smurf" next.

Oh god that was wrong.

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See how many levels of wrong you went through? Sheesh.......

Heman is gay?!

NO!!! I was going to marry him when I was little...

awe you almost fooled us billy. i was about to start rolling in the kegs..

Well some of us have a high tolerance of wrong then others. Comes with being angsty gen x grunge teen, I got a cast iron stomach, a class ring from the school of hard knocks and a high tolerance for what wrong can and should be.


General I create the wrongness though, so this time I am a little depressed.


You seen my camel toe thread yet?

id there a problem with Mr Smithers? if you had watched the Simpsons 300 show anniversary thingy with Troy McLure youd know that Mr Smithers lives alone and works for Mr Burns....

you're swinging and missing on keys left and right billy. slow down.

I think anyone alive who watches the show knows that.

But you have to admit he does act a bit gay.

Well... they say that dressing nice for males is "acting" gay, or that being clean for males is "gay" or having shoes that match your belt is gay, or that males who are compassionate, sensitive and friendly are gay, or males who have nice looking apartments and go to museams are gay too... now im a raging heterosexual, but i do all that stuff... ever notice how "hetero white males" always get a bad rap, theyre slow, lazy mean, bad tempered, ugly, fat, bad dressers and sit around and watch fooseball only? I think its some queer agenda to make gay men look decent and non gay white males look like shit...

So what about the other 299 episodes where Smithers is constantly fantasizing about and fawning over his boss?

theres no actual proof. he coul simply just look up to Burns as his father figure. Remember Smithers' Father worked for Burns too and died when he was an infant, Burns took him in and raised him practically.

billy's in "denial".

look, i dont think theres adequate evidene to make that assumption...he could just be a very private individual whos not gonna marry anytime soon or ever have a girlfriend... like errantrouge...