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Originally Posted by Salaizia Ha, you're great. So what you're saying is that things can be shittier so we should be happy we're alive? Absolute genious. Sounds like the kind of thinking that founded religion. And being called rich? Yeah that's fun too. You assume too much. If I had the 'rich-ass-white-life' I'd be out jumping out of a plane somewhere, not sitting here debating this stupid ass shit with you.
P.S.- I get what you're saying but what's the point of playing the fool? |
no you fuckin' cum burping gutter slut....that's not what i was saying at all......i don't think you get what i'm sayin'.....i'm sayin', whether you get raped and mutilated, or fall in love and get married, or have the screamin' shits, or eat too many oreos, or have one of those carbonated belly aches, or your car just broke down, or you pulled your dick out of your partner's ass and see it's smothered in liquid poo and chocolate cum, it's all good.....it's all worthy of praise.....because said things exist.....everything from the way the earth revolves around the sun to the heating up of water molecules in the microwave to the fact that i drink too much to the very idea that right now some baby is being tossed in a dumpster are all (for lack of a better word) beautiful things......life sucks, this much we know.....and that's just a part of existence, which doesn't give a shit, because in the end, existence is the only thing that matters....not god, not religion, not love, not perception.....existence.....so fuck god, fuck religion, fuck any religion for that matter and fuck angel soft toilet paper, 'cuz y'know what?! it ain't that fuckin' soft!!!!!!!!
HEIL NIETZSHCE!!!!! (did i speeeeeeel heil right? i dunno.....anywho, there's these three couples that go to join a church, and the minister says "Before you join, you must go two weeks without fuckin' [would a minister really say fuckin'?] and report back to me and tell me how it went.".....well, two weeks go by, the couples return, and the minster asks the first, elderly couple how it went...."Easy!" they say....the minster asks the second, middle-aged couple how it went....."Kinda rough, but we did it," they say......the minster then asks the third, newlywed couple how it went....."Well, we couldn't do it," the husband says....."And why not?" the minister inquires....."She dropped a paint can," the husband says......"What?" the minster asks......"Yeah, she dropped a paint can, and when she bent over to pick it up i just took right then and there!"....."Well, whatever the circumstance, i can't let you join the church," the minister says......"That's okay," the husband says, "We're not allowed in Home Depot anymore either.")