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When I kill Garg and take over darkforum... I promise you, my fellow Americans and those unfortunate enough to be born in Canada or some other godawful country... the following:
1. All mods shall be ABOLISHED.
2. Newbie hunting season is open YEAR ROUND.
3. Everyone shall be made to say "fuck" at least once per post.
4. If your sign-up date does not have 2000 behind it, or if your name is not XBeautysDemiseX or Pyrric Dicktory.. you will be made to pay homage to me and only me in the form of cash or major credit card.
5.The word "fag" or "jew" will become acceptable in everyday forum posting.
6. Racism WILL be tolerated.
7. Personal attacks will be welcomed and applauded, provided they are used in a vicious, senseless, and unprovoked manner.
8. Anyone caught listening to or touting the merits of Nevermore will be drawn and quartered and consequently BANNED.
9. (antihero) will finally have to admit that the Deftones continue.. and always will... suck. Always. Forever.
10. All current mods, with the exception of Dyshade and CRYPT, shall hereby be peed on by the fattest, ugliest, nastiest Canadian goth kid I can find. They can get a taste of their own bitter, horrid, psychotic and pathetic medicine.
11. Ravers, candy kids, and anyone that has fucked Sire will be required to register with the Thirteenth Reich and wear a yellow star on his/her Day-Glo club shirt. This, of course, includes Tozzy and his entire faggy pillow club.
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12. Anyone who is caught "huggling" or "snogging" or anything else of the sort... will be restricted to the "I am a fuckhead" board.
13. Speaking out against me, the supreme ruler of all that is Darkforum.. is tolerated. But prepare yourself, baby doll... because I will rip you a new asshole.
14. Sire will be shipped off for early retirement in some remote country.. where he will be free to ogle 11 year old girls and sniff their panties. As a result, I will be the new owner of darkness.com, darksites.com, and vampires.com. Darkforum.com will revert back to darkness.com. Darksites.com will become a website completely devoted to O-town.. the greatest group on earth. Vampires.com will become a site dedicated to nude pictures of Angelina Jolie.. because Christ on a stick she is so hot.
15. Anyone with the name "Satan" or "Goth" or "Vampire/Vampyre" in their user name will be deleted... and then I'll come to your house and kick your oh-so-gawth ass.
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*jaw drops* even me? | |
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I don't know. I'll have to confer with my advisors.
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but but ...i'm not gawth ..or goth ..i'm fucking cool man! | |
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My advisors say that we can make an exception for you. But if I see one post... just ONE that says Nevermore is cool..
It's on, girlie.
*humps*
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Go fuck yourself.
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"Sunwind strokes the Electroheart,
ignition roars through the corridors
stream launching the binary vessels"
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Once again you astound me with your razor-sharp retorts, Weasel fuck.
It must be that dead heart you have. After all, this is a dead world.....
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P.S. You suck.
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Wow... go lick one of those rotten cunts you have on that website of yours you have in your profile. You attention whoring slut.
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Oo... The website I have in my profile is nevermore.tv. Are you saying your favorite band is filled with rotten cunts?
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Quote: Originally posted by Wicked Lady
Oo... The website I have in my profile is nevermore.tv. Are you saying your favorite band is filled with rotten cunts? | no i was referring to www.gothicsluts.com which was there before you decided to sell out and become a poser.
gawths like you should be drug into the street and shot in the face and then left there to bleed to death.
Gaia impaled on their horns and their lances
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dream dead from prosaic and hate
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ignition roars through the corridors
stream launching the binary vessels"
Vanities in extreme formations
ride into tommorrows rigid great face
the machinary outlives the futile scripts
of our dying Jester race
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So all Nevermore fans are sellouts?
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Quote: Originally posted by Wicked Lady
So all Nevermore fans are sellouts? | No, just you.
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But considering I'm not a Nevermore fan, that's not really insulting.. now is it.
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I'd rather live in Canada than the US anyday. 
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But considering I'm not a Nevermore fan, that's not really insulting.. now is it. | Not sure...
But it was a cheap shot at your intelligence quotient.
Which im sure isnt much higher than 40. Considering your pathetic attempt at trying to mock me. Which in fact, isnt really doing much more than making me laugh at your ignorance and stupidity.
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stream launching the binary vessels"
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Maybe not. But you're stupid enough to keep replying to everything I say, now aren't you?
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Maybe not. But you're stupid enough to keep replying to everything I say, now aren't you? | I only do it because it amuses me.
You dont stand a chance.
Im going to bed now, and am going to leave you to baste in your own saliva.
Gaia impaled on their horns and their lances
the fumes from her body give chase
As the strong of blind men savour the scent,
dream dead from prosaic and hate
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"Sunwind strokes the Electroheart,
ignition roars through the corridors
stream launching the binary vessels"
Vanities in extreme formations
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the machinary outlives the futile scripts
of our dying Jester race
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