im bored, horny... and all alone in the room with a big fat black dude.

if I was gay, this would be hot..... but alas, I am not.

fucking lame job.

Ouch. That just plain sucks.

Can't you take a 'bathroom break' to cure one of the problems?

The boredom, you're on your own buddy.

I'll chat with you if you ever yahoo IM...

Pssh.

He would be bored after the bathroom break was over. Then he'd had to settle on licking his hands.

eeeeewwwww (licking my hands... fucking sick)

Yeah, yeah.

Everyone's been curious.

not me. no freakin way. yuck.

I agree with tozzy, not everyone does that... thats something that sick fucks say when they are trying to justify their sick-fuckery.

I am admittedly a sick fuck. I don't mind being labeled as such, and our bedroom "games" would more than likely make your stomach turn. We're not gross mind you, just violent and perverse.

I don't need to justify it, am quite comfortable with it and to be honest, love my sex life.

I was just making a joke. Dig your panties out of your ass.

i wouldnt call anyone a sick fuck, but its just not for me. nuh uh. yuck. the thought of eating my own bodily fluids just... turns me off completely.

I know you wouldn't Tozzy.

I prefer the way you said it though...

god I cant wait to get home and tune out...

Its revolting to eat our own bodily fluids- yet its okay to eat someone elses?

Hmm.... I think I taste pretty good.....and so does my bf.lol

how does one quantify whether or not someone tastes good..... I mean, thats kind of subjective.

i've no doubt my fluids taste good. but i just get turned off by the idea of chowing down on my own bodily fluids.

Well your not actually eating the fluids. And futhermore, What's wrong with tasting yourself. After all you woudn't want that person to swallow if you couldn't. I whole heartedly agree with BeautysDemise on this subject.

Its not that one tastes great- its just that you know you don't taste horrible.haha

I love the way I taste. It's fucking awesome, subjective or not. I know when someone 'tastes' bad.

For example, if Gus tasted bad I wouldn't be sucking his dick. Same for me, if he objected to the taste I wouldn't expect him to lick my twat. So how am I going to know what's what without tasting? Not every time mind you, but at least once a year.

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