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Well your not actually eating the fluids. And futhermore, What's wrong with tasting yourself. After all you woudn't want that person to swallow if you couldn't. I whole heartedly agree with BeautysDemise on this subject.
i didnt mean actually eating the fluids. i said "chow down" as a play on words. eat ... down... go down on... wake up

i don't think you're getting what i'm saying. i'm not saying there's anything wrong with it, i'm saying -

IT'S NOT FOR ME.

i don't care if she swallows. that's up to her. i don't care if she goes down on me or not. its her decision. if she doesn't want to, or doesn't like it, i'll believe her. after all. it's all about trust and suchlike... i'm prepared to "lick carpet" (though i do prefer bald) unless she tasted like, dramatically bad. then i would stop eating and have a small drink, excusing myself by saying i have a dry tongue, then move to something else.



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obviously my partener has no qualms with discussing our sex life in detail, okay.

since we're on the subject, if a guy tries to go down on a female, and he's got some sense to him, he already knows if its cool or not. no self-respecting male, before he goes down low on a fresh companion hasnt stuck a finger and covertly sniffed it before his head is going to slide down to the airfield. so, if a new guy or just your husband/fiancee/boyfriend goes low, he knows whether or not to.


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once a year.... WTF!!

I am more than willing to reciprocate, but she better be down there at least 10% of all the time we spend together.


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hmmm... body fluids......

see, i can go down on a girl, no problem, but, hmm, i cant stomachcum, other than my own, and i dont kno why...



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once a year.... WTF!!

I am more than willing to reciprocate, but she better be down there at least 10% of all the time we spend together.
Yeah, one of those really hot and heavy, deep kisses after oral. I really wish I could bend down and lick my clit, but alas...

And to be honest, I really don't enjoy receiving oral. Which sucks for Gus because he loves to give it.

And I don't give a fuck about discussing our sex life Gus. Unless you want me to stop, then I will.



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hmmm... body fluids......

see, i can go down on a girl, no problem, but, hmm, i cant stomachcum, other than my own, and i dont kno why...
I've had a couple guy friends say that over the past few years. I guess it might be less disgusting, because let's face it...sperm is really nucky.



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There's this chick that was in my Marine Studies class in 10th grade by the name of Michelle Hamel. I think she went to the Academy one year. She was always going on about how she was going to stay a virgin forever.

So I asked her, "ever had a guy eat you out". She said no. So I slapped that ho and told her to stfu.

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