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Fuck. - 08-21-06
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i hate hangovers. someone needs to invent a fucking hangover pill. like, one that just kills it totally. sorts your stomach, your head, and everything.

and also kills the units in your body so you can drive the next day without worrying about getting nicked by the bacon brigade.

i fucking hate hangovers.


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I heard a radio ad for this stuff called Resurrect. It's supposedly full of vitamins and minerals so you can take it as a supplement, and you can take it while your drinking so you don't have a hangover later. I don't know if it works since I haven't been drunk in a long time, but one of the morning show girls here in Southern Cali swears by it.

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what about chasers? you take two of those right before you start drinking.
  
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I heard chasers work pretty well. As for me, if I'm really hungover, McDonalds and gatorade...that always does the trick.

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fuck!

saying that does make you feel better. one more time for the road...

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No fuckin' way! Hey, did ya fuckin' know that I fuckin' fucked your sister in her fuck-hole? As if you give a fuck?!

Any-fuckin'-way, what in the fuck has your fuckin' sister been fuckin' these days?! I fuckin' have some mother-fuckin' creepy crawlies crawlin' the fuck around my fuck-stick! WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH THAT?! FUCK!

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You fucking fucker, like you fucking leave me for my fucking whore of a fucking sister! FUCKER! Serves you fucking right, getting fucking crabs from fucking around like a fucking fuckshit!

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