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08-28-06

*gets patted on the back by tozzy*

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08-29-06

no motherfucking problem!


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08-29-06

YOU CAN'T FUCKING STOP YOU CUM GUZZLING FUCK TWEEBS


Digging my way deeper and deeper until I find a way out.


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08-29-06

Hahaha swaying on english is very limited i will try to translete this
Да Бог да ти Конј крвавим курцем јебо сестру на очевом на дан мајчиног рођендана и ти то све посматрао из инвалидских колица СТОКО!
HOPE GOD MAKES A HORSE SHOVE HIS BLOODY DICK INTO YOUR SISTER ON YOUR FATHERS GRAVE ON YOUR MOTHERS BIRTHDAY AND YOU WATCHED IT FROM A WEELCHAIR AND LEAGH U SWINE!
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08-29-06

what's fucking leagh?


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08-30-06

fuck you, fuck you with a ten food WIDE and twenty foot long dildo strapped to the front of an intercity train, all the way from london to edinburgh.

non-motherfucking-stop.


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08-30-06

I have found through much personal experience, that the best cure for a hangover is to go to a local convenience store, purchase three cans of malt liqour, and a cup, and sip on said beverage untill the hangover subsides, and metamorphs into a buzzy feeling of pain releif. Take care to not have a pesky job that could impede the benefits of this wondrous cure.
  
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08-30-06

that's the only fucking problem. i want a fucking cure that means i can go to fucking work in the morning, not get fucked by some fucking pigs for being over the limit, and be able to fuck, because i dont have fucking brewers fucking droop. fuck. fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.

and a fuck.


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08-30-06

you squad tipping nose picking motherfucker of a sissy! you pee like a girl.. you smell like ass. you twat bag shit whore... you are such a muff diver! go eat shit in hell. your fuck stick is fucking useless! cause hell has vomited all over it. you tit face!
  
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08-31-06

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you are such a muff diver!
with a tongue like mine, bitches beg me to eat them out!


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with a tongue like mine, bitches beg me to eat them out!
i'm sure you have quite a fan club. damn tozzy! just damn you...
  
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08-31-06

hahaha, not really. i wish.


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08-31-06

heck that is for both of us... you and i tozzy... we both wish... you are most likely to get tits and ass... then me.. maybe we should get on instant messanger and talk about tits and ass...i would enjoy that... we can both look at porn together and i can be like just one of the guys.well i am just like one of the guys...

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fuck you, fuck you with a ten food WIDE and twenty foot long dildo strapped to the front of an intercity train, all the way from london to edinburgh.

non-motherfucking-stop.
And round trip to boot.

"Never trust a train when a jet explodes so much more nicely."


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09-02-06

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heck that is for both of us... you and i tozzy... we both wish... you are most likely to get tits and ass... then me.. maybe we should get on instant messanger and talk about tits and ass...i would enjoy that... we can both look at porn together and i can be like just one of the guys.well i am just like one of the guys...
tits and ass and you afterwards? wow. awesome

and sure, hit me up on a messenger and let's talk porn


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tits and ass and you afterwards? wow. awesome

and sure, hit me up on a messenger and let's talk porn
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09-03-06

Porno porno porno. Hey I'll ask my buddy what he uses.


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09-03-06

fuck you, you fucking cunt, fuck you.


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I heard chasers work pretty well. As for me, if I'm really hungover, McDonalds and gatorade...that always does the trick.

and...
Fuck.
just once more for good measure...
that would be my remedy too actually. McDonalds sells power aide.


however, that only works if it's not a barfy hangover. i had one of those today. boooo.
  
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