well I can safely say it wasnt me

well what's stopping you?

Oh fuck. Damn amateures.
There are far more horrendous things you can do to a person then force feeding them their own eyes and sticking a blade up their ass.

This is true. Might I recommend a claw hammer to the face, followed by an alcohol splash? Or the strappado? Or, for you true torturers, the boot (or drawn and quartered)?

Those were the days....

I have someone I'd like to do that type of stuff to as well; but right now I'd just like to "anonymously" call the cops on him (as him and his little freak roommates have pot and mushrooms of-the-magical-variety) and watch him and his new cellmate pick out china, as they don't cotton to drug offenses here....THAT would be much, much better.

no hun, it's not you. while some of the flirting rubs me up the wrong way most of it is pretty funny. i'm not naming names in here, just ranting.

nah she just acts like she wants to, all over him all the time.

and he allows it? are you sure it hasnt happend yet?

i'm not going to discuss aspects of my relationship in here, Billy.

you brought it up..sort of.

s'okay. this is a great place to vent but the important stuff stays private, i'm not a completely insensitive twat.

I think I guess!! Maybe not..

oh shit is that my quorn fillets burning.. ~runs~

Ooh, good taste. Although I think it's actually "Orion".

Orion fillets?

gah! back to wanting to expediate her exit from this world. the scary thing is i've actually been sitting here thinking about the logistics of having her killed. though now i've told you lot about it it's probably not the smartest thing to do. doesn't stop me loving the fantasy though.