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(antihero) · **dude.... don't be one of these -** 08-24-04

Alright, I got this link from Billy teh Kidd, and after reading through most of this site, I was absolutely stunned. This guy used to post here, I think, and he constructed perhaps the SADDEST website I've ever seen. Not boohoo sad, but oh-my-god-you-need-to-get-off-the-internet sad. If you're anything like me, you will be amazed, rolling your eyes until it hurts, or laughing.

Where do people like this go wrong? Internet social lives are perfectly okay, but jesus.... his page about his online relationships speaks for itself. And there are a few pages on there that show how badly he needs a girlfriend or a prostitute or something. I will definitely be bookmarking this sucker.

http://www.iturkish.com/

surreal · 08-24-04

i wont' say anything except, i can not relate to that guy.
and yea, he's around here a lot.

Mia~ow · 08-24-04

If that's Turk.. I won't even bother clicking the link.

surreal · 08-24-04

it is.

Wicked Lady · 08-24-04

That hurts, anti. You know I wrote one of the pages on that site. And I'm listed on Turk's Pantheon. And on his Pennywhores list. He's also a really good friend of mine.

So *spank*. That's partly MY website. The girl he mentions on the opening page with the "fucked up ego" is ME.

Guy_Person · 08-24-04

Well, he's right, you do have a fucked up ego. He's also a twat.

errantrogue · 08-24-04

aw man... i didn't make the shitlist.

(antihero) · 08-24-04

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Originally Posted by Wicked Lady

That hurts, anti. You know I wrote one of the pages on that site. And I'm listed on Turk's Pantheon. And on his Pennywhores list. He's also a really good friend of mine.

So *spank*. That's partly MY website. The girl he mentions on the opening page with the "fucked up ego" is ME.

Oh. I didn't know you wrote one of those (I didn't read everything).

Well.... I obviously have no problems with you, but this Turkey boy is one saaaaad mother-

Wicked Lady · 08-24-04

hehe. I know. I just thought it was funny. He has his moments of... umm.. well he's Turk.

I can't offer any other explanation.

ArSiNiK · 08-24-04

Quote:

Lady_Harken (Brianna)

HER AGE: 12 (don't laugh)
MY AGE:16
HOW IT STARTED?:
I actually had a crush on her, and I told her. She said hte same for me, and we hooked up offically in mid-January 2000

WHAT HAPPENED?:
Eh...even though us hooking up was romantic. The relationship was mostly a social one, one for show in the chatroom. It wasn't like the romantic one I got out of soon before (well...what do you expect from a 12 year old? More than you think, but won't spoil that). We mostly had fun together and was more a close friendship, but I'd like to thinkt here was some loyalty there, but when I found out she cybered another guy after she broke up with me, I do have to suspect that it was going on more often while I was with her

Tainted Soul · 08-25-04

Holy shit....I think we may have found the most pathetic person in the world...I honestly don't think there are many people that can top that.

Mia~ow · 08-25-04

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Originally Posted by Guy_Person

He's also a twat.

So simple and yet the most poignant phrase that has ever described him.

Jordyn · 08-25-04

well, there were a few assessments of people that i agreed with...but he should check into a bit of the real life...

Wicked Lady · 08-25-04

Well.. Sire actually made himself out to be a lot more pathetic than Turk. He actually hired someone to go to Turk's house and take pictures of his apartment complex. He also spent money running of fliers describing Turk's online activites: IRC channel flooding, cloning, site flooding, etc. I heard he hired a private detective to find out stuff. To me that's a good bit more retarded than Turk's website.

ArSiNiK · 08-25-04

isn't turk the dude that was critiquing all the chicks that posted pictures of themselves and talking shit even though he's a giant fat ass?

Qoji · 08-25-04

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Originally Posted by Wicked Lady

Well.. Sire actually made himself out to be a lot more pathetic than Turk. He actually hired someone to go to Turk's house and take pictures of his apartment complex. He also spent money running of fliers describing Turk's online activites: IRC channel flooding, cloning, site flooding, etc. I heard he hired a private detective to find out stuff. To me that's a good bit more retarded than Turk's website.

and isn't turk the guy who hacks and floods and sabotages every website and chatroom and whatever else he visits? Isn't he the reason for "!turkban"? That reminds me of some spoiled kid who has to have his own plate for supper different from everyone elses. That's fucking retarded.

I woulda hired someone to go to his house and take his fingers.

Mia~ow · 08-26-04

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Originally Posted by ArSiNiK

isn't turk the dude that was critiquing all the chicks that posted pictures of themselves and talking shit even though he's a giant fat ass?

Yes, he also only has one eyebrow, and (I imagine) unbelievable body odour.

ArSiNiK · 08-26-04

he seems like such a catch. i wonder why he can only score online relationships with 12 year olds?

crimsonnyte · 08-26-04

it's incredibly pathetic, isnt it? hahahaha

FallenAngel · 08-26-04

lol he is like one of those kids everybody throws stones at in primary school, pure sad I mean.