Damn that woman.

NEVER prey on my man.

I have competed with you for 8 years and until now you have ALWAYS BLOODY WON. now its my turn to be happy and you flirt with my boyfriend?! are you queen bitch? I THINK SO!

I know its ingrained in your man eating nature but go find some other guy to drool over, you make me feel as inferior as a small slug by batting your flippin eyelashes, pouting and simpering. YOU WILL BE LIQUIDIZED!

people say you are 'nice' not because they think you are lovely, just because you are so fucking non-descript!

sorry, dude...

so you should be ~grins~

I am taking comfort in the fact she has terribly bushy eyebrows and shaves (or so we think) her moustache. Hehe so cruel but so satisfying..

mwahaha... chicks with 'staches have no hope.

are you going to seak revenge?

do it, you know you want too..............

Is it not more fun to watch your fella reel her in so that she spends the whole night flirting with him only to have him go home with you and her, not having time to find anyone else, going home alone

Fero- no! I dont want him reeling her in, she eats men for a snack, he wouldnt stand a chance with her thrusting her breasts in his face!

I just keep thinking 'tache, eyebrows, tache, eyebrows'

Im not very vengeful shy hun, im too scaredy.

what happend anyway whats the situation? maybe you should hire a hit man?

fuck that. give me her coordinates. i think a few bunker busters will take care of this.

I would, but I would feel guilt. Such an amazing capacity for guilt. She's ok mosta the time. Aslong as she FUCKS OFF AWAY FROM HIM.

Fingers crossed, from tomorrow afternoon she wont be near him for 2 weeks..

so whats happend?

I get a wonderful guy- she flirts with him (he used to like her) because he isnt available. I get paranoid he still likes her and im second best, or not even that. I want to hurt her.

ah, nothing like jealousy. you have to learn not to give a shit. then you can be like "go have fun tata". then he gets jealous and you have him by the balls and she gets shunned. if he does skip off then he wasn't worth it and if she does this all the time then i'd bury her and get a real friend.

she does it. all the time.
im shy, she's not.
I do however groom my eyebrows and have no tache ~grins~
he wouldnt do that, he's lovely, he doesnt even notice her flirting with him (or so I think..) its just the priniciple of my supposed friend being such a bitch.

mind you, this is giving me deja vu, same thing happened this time last year with a different guy..

i'd bury her then. friends respect friends. if he isn't a problem then stop worrying so much. you aren't a worry bug are you?

yes I am. I worry for at least 5 people. I probably worry for 5 unemployed ugly people. Worry, paranoia, pessimism, guilt, general melancholy.

I have to remind myself who he is with.

yeah, sounds like you just need to relax and take it easy. getting your panties in a wad to easily will just give you an aneurism.