Today was pretty fricken sweet. Hung out with my boyfriend all day. It doesnt really get better than that. But towards the end, my laptop got knocked over and a piece of plastic broke off. So now my warranty is void. The laptop seems to be alright - I cant find anything wrong with it aside from the plastic being gone. But I've only had this thing two months. Good-bye three year warranty. Which I needed. I knew I should have reported the three wonky pixels I have as soon as I discovered them. And I mean, it was an accident. He didnt mean to knock it over at all, and there isnt anything to be done about it - which really just makes it much more frustrating. You know?

I hate how such simple things can clusterfuck other things.

I know what you mean

Hey, that's not really that bad, things could have been a hell of a lot worse.

I had a bad day that ended well. I can't say I like those, but that's better than a bad day that ends worse right?

I mean, right now, no, its not that bad.
But in two years, when this laptop is old and actually needs repairs, its going to fucking suck.

Yeah.

It's like you're hanging out with Life, and he's a really cool dude, and you're having a nice old spat and he's cracking fresh jokes. But what you don't realize is that he's hella crazy and has got his pants on backwards, zipper unzipped, taking a huge shit as he heightens your spirits with his clever banter. And then when you guys part ways, you step forward and slip on a huge sloppy turd, falling and hitting your head on the root of a particularly ugly tree.

Does the warranty not cover the plastic piece?

The warranty doesnt cover accidents.

I personally love when good days end badly. It's the bee's knees.

Thats not that bad, much better than my day, my day ended with me bouncing a check for my rent because I recently paid off 4000 dollars to get rid of some old credit card debt.

it covers on purposes instead?

I got a new computer for intentionally throwing my old one off the roof of an apartment building. it rocked.

My day is ending in divorce.

Eh, marriage is overrated. Unless you're me; then, it's awesome.

psh. The proof is in the pudding*.

(*or ice cream... cause we all know ice cream is way better than pudding.)

What the fuck does "wonky" mean? Is that some kind of Yankee slang?

Actually, I believe it's dirty Limey slang. It means "weird" or "messed up" or "out of whack" or any of those things.

What a faggy word.

Antihero, I demand you make it stop being gay.

I'm pretty sure I heard someone say that on that Saturday morning cartoon, "Recess".

I think the "dirty Limey slang" is actually "wanky", not "wonky". i believe "wonky" is a bastardization of a concept introduced by Roald Dahl.