the only times i've ever had a yeast infection was when i was on the pill, it caused me a freakin yeast infection. yuck.

it's cool if i remember this and froget the rest, right?

I don't think I ever had a yeast infection.... I remember thinking I did but I was actually itching because I shaved my pubic hair.... I was 15... I didn't even start shaving at all till I was 15.... Mainly because nobody told me that women shave... Man I feel so stupid.... I was clueless about almost everything... I had a bladder infection when I was 14 and thought that I had eaten something that got stuck and thats why it hurt to pee.... I thought babies came out of your mouth and that sex was sticking your finger in a bellybutton.... I found out the reality when I was 15.... I never had one period until I finished highschool. I was a late developer.... My poor mother wouldn't tell me anything about sex because she didn't want me to date boys.... I ended up asking my auntie joan what a period was and when she told me.... I freaked out and clicked on to why my school friends would laugh at me when I asked them why they have periods...

I have said too much....

I don't even recall the first time I masturbated. It was at a very very young age (I'm thinking 5).

I thought for a long time that babies came out your ass. That's the only way they'd be able to come out, right?

i hate when i shit a kid.

i love eating yeast. the best is when she queefs and squirts yogurt all over your chin.

Mine always looks more like cottage cheese, than yogurt.

women douche with yogurt to help cure the yeast infection.

get with the fucking joke, damnit.

don't believe everything your mom tells you arsi.

.........You can't "douche" with yogurt. It's so interesting to me that guys have no concept as to what douching is. So let me help you out here, kid.

"A stream of water, often containing medicinal or cleansing agents, that is applied to a body part or cavity for hygienic or therapeutic purposes."

And by the definition, simply taking a bath is considered douching.

A douchebag contains the following:


It's a jet of water that you use after you PEEPEE.

It's just like using a bidet.


YOGURT ENEMAS...now that you can do. It was first introduced and widely excepted under the strict observation of John Kellogg, who is also the founder of the cereal company...which I learned about in a comedic movie, so now I'm an expert. :jerk:

you can jack off?

Sometimes the idiocy of this site really gets to me.

poor baby.

Never go to the advice forum, then. Ever.

thanks, dictionary.com. you've created yet another great post!

How elating. That was my exact intent.


And I did it just for you. Bet you gotta semi reading it too.

only when i got to the part that said; ://i16.ebayimg.com/01/i/