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The Death of "Bennifer" - 09-15-03

.....could it really, really be true?? Did God finally check his answering machine and answer the prayers of Meta, me and a half the world's prayers to end this doomsday plague???

Or did Ben wake up and realize he was about to marry the person who changed her name to JLo and was with a man named P Diddy?

Or could it be that they realized nothing could help their atomic bomb of a movie?


No matter how or why it's over....or it is? :no:


"Bennifer" better be gone for good, if not Meta and I might have to take matters into our own hands--- steal all the wedding gifts, kill them for insurance and get married in Toronto.

Anyone else even remotely happy/relieved you can watch something without seeing their blissfully scarey faces?



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09-15-03

i'm actually suprised it lasted this long. meh, no use crying over spilled skim milk.


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09-15-03

I hate Ben Affleck.


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For the ones who stood me near,
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09-15-03

I hate any woman whose name can sound like Jell-O when you say it and who has her body insured for a billion dollars.

If that doesn't say EGO I don't know what does. I think Jenny has rocks in her head and has been around the block a few times. Pretty soon every guy in Hollywood will say..."JLo, yeah been there, done her, kept the engagement ring, called off the wedding."


Then again Ben Affleck's face doesn't help matters much.*acks*



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09-16-03

i hope they both drown in the bathtub.



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09-16-03

i could really care less about either of their personal lives...


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09-16-03

They both suck.... but Affleck was the bomb in Phantoms.
  
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09-16-03

any one care to make a bet on witch dick jen is going to jump to next.


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They both suck.... but Affleck was the bomb in Phantoms.
word... phantoms like a motherfucker...


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09-16-03

its funny how you all call her a slut, when its Ben whos fucking stippers left and right...
  
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i really could care less who their fucking... as long as it isnt Rachel Leigh Cook... *sighs wistfully*


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i was actually kind of happy for them when they were getting hitched... i watched thier little interview and they seemed like a real enough couple, not just one of those hollywood marriages... anyhow i heard today that they havent broken up, they just spent the weekend apart after a fight or something. the big fuss was that she wasnt wearing her ring when she went to the club.... which is kind of ritarded to call that the breakup... i know lots of married couples who dont wear thier bands all the time.
  
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I can't say I'd mind having JLo jump on my penis.


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They both suck.... but Affleck was the bomb in Phantoms.
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i know lots of married couples who dont wear thier bands all the time.

hell i haven't had mine on since i got married, she put it on at the wedding and i wore it at the reception. but i took it off before we even got to the honey-moon and i haven't seen it since. she has it in a box somewhere i guess


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09-18-03

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y0!




really, get a life people, not someone else's.

Why, it's so much more fun to take someone elses!



I think alot of people can't stand "bennifer" due to how it seemed every single time you turned on the TV there they were! Talking about anything and everything in their relationship....from how she chooses greeting cards, to his tastes in place settings.
Come on, for the love of Jebus!!!! I struggle to care about these things in general!!!
I was initally happy until I felt like I was going to choke/vomit on the whole cuteness of their relationship.

It turned into typical hollywood freak show...and ended like one. Can't say I'm in the least surprised.



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09-18-03

amazing that i really don't care but i'm fascinated by your fascination.



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