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damn oranges - 01-11-05

i just ate an orange. It had so many seeds that it wasnt even good anymore...stupid stupid oranges..hmmmm maybe i should get seedless oranges??? hmmmm oh well this is me bitching for the day...hehehehe


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01-11-05

you could just eat a big bowl of dick next time instead.



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i could but i think ive had my limit for today..thanks


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And besides.....oranges taste way better than dick.
  
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i just ate an orange. It had so many seeds that it wasnt even good anymore...stupid stupid oranges..hmmmm maybe i should get seedless oranges??? hmmmm oh well this is me bitching for the day...hehehehe
Im allergic to citrus fruits... Everytime I come into contact with citrus fruits... The smell gives me migranes and if I eat a citrus fruit, I burn and my throat swells up...

I like oranges too.... Bugga.



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thats really scarry...im not allegic to anything...so what about orange extracts like in vodka..can you drink it? and what about artificial flavor??


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I can drink vodka but not orange juice or any orange drink like orange liquor. Lemons are worse and limes are the same.

Im fine if theres a small ammount in stuff but not too much... I don't think its the citric acid, I think its something else. Oranges have always been far to acidic for me though.



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oranges r cool
  
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URE GHEY! Stoopid n00b.



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I can drink vodka but not orange juice or any orange drink like orange liquor. Lemons are worse and limes are the same.

Im fine if theres a small ammount in stuff but not too much... I don't think its the citric acid, I think its something else. Oranges have always been far to acidic for me though.
what kinda allergic reaction do you get?

i have a friend who can eat carrots when they're steamed but not raw... weird, huh?


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what kinda allergic reaction do you get?

i have a friend who can eat carrots when they're steamed but not raw... weird, huh?
When I smell them, I get a migrane. When I eat them, my mouth and throat swells and I get blisters in my mouth. Thats only if I eat more than a few segments, if I eat one segment, I get a tingly feeling in my mouth and a few little blisters. I can't even touch Lemons or limes anymore.

The steamed carrot thing is weird... Never heard of that before.

Did you know what being allergic to citrus fruits is really quite common? I wouldn't have known. I know a few people that are worse than me, they have a bad allergy towards citrus fruits like a penut allergy. Fucking nasty allergy... Im glad Im not that bad though.



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i used to be allergic to oranges as well....in fact, i was allergic to a lot of shit, chocolate, animals, pollen, etc.....but with years and years of allergy shots, i'm now immune....but it took me awhile to become immune to oranges.....i used to never eat the fuckers and hate orange juice, but for the past few months i've been absolutely addicted to orange juice.....go figure....and i drink it damn near everyday....suffice to say no allergic reactions......but every now and then, if i eat an orange, my arms break out in a rash


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Im allergic to citrus fruits... Everytime I come into contact with citrus fruits... The smell gives me migranes and if I eat a citrus fruit, I burn and my throat swells up...
aren't you deathly afraid of lawn gnomes too? ...or was that someone else?

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I'm allergic to gluten. Which is in loads of things. Even wheatgerm shampoo or conditioner gives me a bumpy rash all over my neck and face.


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it's amazing what you aren't allowed to bring into schools anymore to eat...

i wonder if they apply this same rule to the workplace, commonly, i mean...


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Watermelon gives me a patched red colouring, but it fades after a few days.


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aren't you deathly afraid of lawn gnomes too? ...or was that someone else?

i'm just trying to peg down exactly how normal you are.
Yeah, yeah Im terrified of lawn gnomes... Heh... Im normal... Just a little offside... You can make it better if you dress up as satan and then throw luncheon meat at me



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