The stupid pipes in the kitchen froze, now that taps dont work!!!

must warm them with the coochie.

oh, i'll give you somethin to tap...

*70's prono music*

I'll fix it... $80 service call and $65/hr thereafter.

Oh, I'll need transportation money too.

Same here.....frozen pipes, and frozen outside.......God fuckin' damnit, why couldn't I have been born in Jamaica???

The pipes aren't frozen here... Just cooling the hot water down.... I found a little mouse in the kitchen eating the ground beef I put out to defrost for dinner too.... So I have a carnivore mouse in the kitchen and the hot water is fucking cold and I snapped my finger attempting to put down a mouse trap.... Im pissed off now.... I can't even get the cat to catch it as we had him de clawed a few months back... Im glad we are moving in the next few months... Someone fix my water heater......

i think my pipes have a better chance of melting than freezing.

It was minus 14 today outside... I just found that out off my friend just before... I remember England as a warm country now.... Where I frollocked in the meadows naked, frightening the locals.... Its the fucking ice age outside or something.....

"Global Warming" my ass!!!

Well, the water is running in the kitchen again, so I can do the dishes...I guess...maybe...nah...

~goes and does something fun instead~