So I want to get a few things straight... I am starting this thread because I usually have something to bitch about and I am sure everyone else does too so this thread is to complain about things that just... I dunno... Just outrage you... I'm not talking about "Waaa! I hate it when people drink milk out of the carton" type thing... I am talking about events in the world... Events in your lives or just events on TV that piss you off....

Take today for example... I was channel bopping tonight and I happened upon the news or something of the like... There he was... In all his goopy bullshit.... Tony fucken Blair....

Now I can bitch about him for a lot of reasons... I can bitch about him for asking people 'Who would you let in? Tory or us?' Really, that fucker is a damn tory for fuck sake and he thinks that we are that fucken stupid... (Okay, so the majority bought his shit about him being Labour... New Labour basically means Tory... Fucker...) But no... No I am not going to persue that part of it... The reason I wanna bitch about him is because he is a snivvling fuckwit... He was fucking begging everyone to vote him back in... It was like watching Pedro from Napolian Dynamite... "Vote for me and all your dreams will come true..." What a fucking moron.... His face offends me... I just want to poke is fucking eyes out... I hope he gets caught sucking dick for votes.... I mean... He is a fuckhead... I hate him... I just fucking hate him... He is a pathetic Primeminister... At least that stupid fucking evil whore Thatcher didn't beg us to vote her back in, she knew the game was up... Blair should accept that he is a retard.... Fucken pathetic....

Also, what the fuck is the world coming to when they let Texas vote? Hold on... Thats a little unfair.... I think one vote per family and I am not talking about the immediate family... I mean one representative out of all related Texans (Or texasans whatever...), that would make... What.... 5, maybe 6 votes.... Not too much damage to the population done.... "Gays can't adopt... It's not human... Grab mah gun!" You know what.... Let them have their own country.... On an island far far away...

Yeah, bitchy kids have been pissing me off too.... All I see are kids bitching.... I live near a fucking school... They walk past my apartment bitching.... I just want them to shut the fuck up bitching.... If they were bitching about SOMETHING, then yeah, bitch all you want.... But NoooooooO! The last rant I heard was 'You know, my dad won't let me stay out past 9pm on a school night.... I feel so trapped...' Yeah well boo fucken hoo! I'm 24 and I don't stay out past 5pm EVERY fucken night... (with the occasional exception of the local bar....) Get the fuck over it... I have.... Fucken kids! My kids will NEVER turn out to be whiney little skanks...

Yeah, lastly... CANADIAN TV SUCKS TOTAL SHIT!
Channel bopping for half a fucking hour and found nothing short of crap on TV... Even the Space channel sucks balls tonight....

Liverpool won though.... So now I am calm.....

i gotta admit it's always fun to see blair squirm in his seat when being grilled about the war, especially since not a single soul ever lets him finish a fucking sentence. just watching him get all flustered is much fun.

Blair takes it all to personally......

If I was him (I'd have a good reason for going to war) and say listen, I have a good reason for the war I can tell you XY & Z without endagering the lives of the people risking it already to keep you safe. The Liberal democrats didn't see the need for war, but didn't have all the facts, the tories wanted a war anyway. If you think I've lied to you make your vote count otherwise except the fact that as your elected leader, I did what I saw as in the UK's best interests.

It's like the families suing blair for the deaths of the servicemen relatives. I think this cheapens the memory of their loved ones who diead serving their country. They signed their lives away on the line. As professional soldiers, when they sign they should bloody well mean it.

Neon

my bitch...floridian drivers, particularly the old sort, they can't see, cut you off and make even those like me use colorful language(i try really hard not to). It's hard on my brakes and they're now even starting road rage reduction rules...no driving in the left lane unless your passing type of stuff, because they've had several fatal accidents in the last few weeks when a person gets upset, cuts another person off...and well...i can understand that sentiment...if we had two vehicles, there are times i considered just not hitting my brakes and slamming into some pathetic little moron that pulls out right in front of my car going a nice sixty miles an hour, and then they take forever to gas it up...what makes it even more annoying is when i do look in my rear view mirror, and no one is behind me...i mean, is it really that important to endanger my life when a few moments waiting would allow them all the time they needded to find the gas pedal.

another one are those idiots that for some godly reason need to be in front of you so badly that again, they're cutting people off because there's a merge, and they just can't be behind you, and then they slow down once they pull in front of you?

at the age of retirement, they should make people go in once a year, every year and have the full test, not just the eyecheck, but the actual, sit in a seat with an instructor type of test...it'd be better for my life, parked vehicles, parking lots and a lot less stress.

or hand out reasonability tests and allow those who pass to afix large flack cannons on their vehicles. Our neon would look rather adorable i think, done up in urban camo and large cannons spread about.

Maybe I would

Neon

Yeah, Blair.
My five year old came home from school last week and said she wants 'Tony to win.'

I'm sorry, what was that?

I knew it was bad when I saw Geoff Hoon at school. He said good morning to me, and I was so angry at him being there I shook my head at him, unable to think of anything clever to say, then another mum said something about throwing sandwiches at him, but as it was the morning, it would leave the kids lunchless.

I quizzed my daughter about what he'd said, and she said he talked about some stuff and handed out certificates. She can't recall any plain campaining, but why would she care who wins unless she'd been influenced?

There's chance that the Greens might get in around here as there's the possibility of a toxic waste dump nearby, and then Mr hoon will be out of a job, hurrah!

haha that's classic.

they did the same to me when i was like 5 or 6. keith vaz attended our school play and had tea with us after. we were just fucking jazzed to be sitting with an MP, not that we knew exactly what that title entailed, but anyways... as soon as i got home i was like "dad, you gotta vote labour. the guy actually came and had tea with us!"

get 'em while they're young i guess, the politicians motto.

Much like the tobacco industry.

Neon

those bastards got me too, but i managed to kick it last year.

We just have the BNP.

Don't get me started on the BNP! I fucking HATE them!

I mean literally... They destroyed my comunity... My home town was a nice place before the BNP came to it... FUCKERS!

What is it with those fucking arseholes....? I mean, the worst thing about this is that people don't actually address these issues with the world, my local news did.... Big whooptee haa haa! My local news... Like theres anyone left in my local area to address these issues without them already being part of the BNP... Its down to the ANL to say something and that is bullshit because England consists of more than the ANL and I think it is in everyones best interests to stomp the BNP party out of the UK.... You only have to take a look at Peters and my home town.... Well, whats left of it anyway.... Out of my whole town... About one street remains standing.... One fucking street... Whats worse... I just rememeber being pregnant and Peters brothers Ex wife talking to me about a tattoo she had done.... From the consett BNP leader (or ex leader maybe but I don't buy his bullshit)...

I told her that he was an evil fucking murderer who destroys lives and she said "Oh come on, he's not that bad, he was actually really nice to me... I think his girlfriend is nice too" CLUETRAIN!!!!! He is a fucking murdering bastard! And I dunno which chick you were looking at there chicka but his (quote on quote) 'girlfriend' should have a penis because he came out of the closet as being gay a LONG time ago when he was imprisoned for raping a mentally disabled male... Well, you know, he is a member of the BNP.... I mean you honestly don't expect him to attempt to rape someone that would actually put up a fight would you?.... I fucking hate the BNP... I hope that one day a gang of people will jump on them in a bar and beat them to death like they did with my aunties friend. Oh yeah, I forgot... He just sat and instigated it with his moronic followers... And they didn't beat him to death actually... But he did die shortly after it.... But that doesn't cound because the leader of the BNP didn't even lift a finger.... He just told all his little fucking followers to do it for him... FUCKING COWARD!... I dunno if any of you have heard of Kevin Turner but I figure I should mention his name and expose him for the murdering racist, cowardly fucking bastard he really is.... Fucking ugly cunt.... I hope he dies.... I hope someone kills him and drags his corpse around County Durham.... FUCKING CUNT.

there, don't you feel better now?

No.... Now I'm upset that these fuckers are still alive....

Do you need a nice big hug?

Have you seen how many candidates there are for the BNP? How anybody can put their name to such a fucked up belief system is beyond me.

I watched a documentary a while ago about BNP supporters, they didn't know it was one of those programmes that expose them for the arseholes that they are. And let me tell you, they are not all the stereotypical shaven headed white thugs you think they are. The worst of them are the older generation who don't want refugees in their street because it would lower the selling price of their house.

I mean.. they didn't even seem to care that a LOT of refugees are in the UK because they have had family members killed or have been tortured themselves in their own country. I only hope that if anyone ever invades the UK in the future, these sort of people won't be allowed refuge.

I hope they line them up and shoot them... I fucking hate UK for that.... People in England are so fucking stupid... I can never fathom out why the fuck they allow such shit in the comunity... I remember some fuckwit trying to talk to me at the back of the bus when I lived in middlesbrough about refugees that 'will take over our country'. What the fuck? Put it this way, if they had no take refuge in another country because of war, they wouldn't get the same treatment... Its shitty.... I fucking hate that. The biggest issue I had was when I was at school. I was leaving the school grounds and there were BNP members handing out flyers to my school mates!

The worst part about that wasn't the fact that most of the kids at my school were recruited (which is why my home town crumbled into shit), it was the fact that most of the teachers were outside watching the kids get on the school bus! They just ignored the fucking BNP members and let them go about their buisness! I actually had an argument with the head teacher about this and he told me I was "overreacting because of personal experience and should have more faith in the education system because our school doesn't get enough credit for it." I was outraged and he basically told me to shut my mouth and that he couldn't control 'other peoples opinons as we are all entitled to one'.... I was suspended for 3 days because I told told him to go fuck himself and shove his piece of shit school ethics bullshit up his gaping wide arse.... It was quickly retracted though when my auntie went in with me and had a go at him.... Fucking hated that school.... I fucking hated it!

That's wank man. There are arseholes everywhere.

Hey - the other night on the news (prolly didn't get this in Canada) Tony Blair stepped out into the crowd (an audience which was most definately hand-picked save for a few) and a load of people shook his hand. He got to one woman and put his hand out and she said 'I won't shake the hand of a murderer' GO HER! but, the fucking stupidity of it was, everyone that had just shook his hand applauded!!

All european politicians suck.

Those kids!!

Blair visits a school, and the kids 'boo' him, and later his people say the kids were chanting 'boom', which is apparently positive street slang!
Ha!
Bollocks!

One of the first things I heard this morning was a racist comment.
It's everywhere.

Especially here ever since there were some Muslims planning terrorist action and they got caught.
People look at the woman in the burkah and think 'has she got a bomb under that?' or the stern looking man with the 'Bin Laden beard' and wonder 'would he kill me if he could?'

It's the whole climate of fear thing that the BNP play on.