nice.. i also went routing through your family trash and came out with a comparison.

enjoy.

wow, gay couples how predicable. i never thought you would have put that on there... but i am slightly disapointed that you had to copy me.. i mean whats the matter no original ideas? or are you just mad because you really do look like a simpsons character?

simpsons doesn't bother me and frankly i think you're jealous because my rendition of your lame joke was funnier. don't feel bad, boy... one day you'll do something that impresses me.

No, he probably won't ArSi...

limey..?

I happen to be a good conversationalist and help solve a great deal of problems for friends and such.

on the contrary, the fact that you had to use my own joke "against" me proves that it hit you home... whats the matter kitten been made fun of much in your youth?

your rendition was..how do i put this... mediocre at best, but even worse so since i already assumed you would have done that with *suprise suprise* something that had to do with homosexuals... tsk tsk poor little assinik.. the worlds full of originality but its all passed his bleached fat head by.

so in essence i give your joke a *snore, and a yawwwn*

keep reaching youll come up with something one day hopefully my little eggplant lookin cabbage patch kid.

my bad i thought you were a brit... since you used to be so chummy with the Gurners and all... again sowwy.

Still am chummy with the gurners mate but alas no I am from Canada....and who would you be again?

sex in the ass

Id be the late Billy the Kidd with some account troubles.... hey you know what they say about Canada right? its like a Loft Apartment over a really great party heheh

Oh dear! Account troubles....tisk tisk sorry about the not so nice comments sir and I like them gurns and the loft bit..naaah the parties are in England and I'll get over there sooner or later.

Anti you put the ass in sex..... hehe....

sweet fuck all means doing nothing.. fuck all = nothing, the sweet is for the irony..

let me lick your nose, c'mon, just let me, you know you want me to dont you. you do, I know you do.

In searching for some part of your personality not already summed up by 'sex in the ass' which suggests that most people find you subversive and gross and those who do like you have to use much lubrication just to know you on a deeper level, I found in your profile Artist and photographer?!

This automaticaly translates into 'I don't really do anything at all except vent my spleen at people I think are less worthy than me (everyone) while drawing nude people on my rock solid wank tissue mountain, after adding another layer to the summit I think i'll take photos of my ass with a pencil in it and imagine I was recieving it hard from (antihero)'
However I was never any good at translating things in school so it may meen you're just another disingenious emotional fuckwit destined to be somewhere between man and boy thier entire life while bairly scraping a living.

hmm

But they allow it on other days? Weird...

bitch, bitch, bitch, you suck, bitch, bitch, fuck off, bitch, bitch, bitch.

what's hilarious is how 'original' you think your fucking humor is. let me shed a little light on your piss poor attempt, billy boy.

1) changing my name to clever things like assinik, arse, ass'n'dick or anything else is beyond played out. everyone has used it. why? because it takes absolutely -zero- creativity.

2) throwing in jokes like 'na nah.. you have bleached hair' or 'you look like eminem' are the epitome of dead horses. keep beating them, dip shit, because no matter what you think, they get funnier and funnier.

try to at least come up with something unique. get a shtick, then shove it up your fucking ass. see what i did there? that's my shtick. i think it's funny to talk about shit going in your ass. come up with your own shit, cocksucker. don't try to rehash the old jokes that the entire forum has used.

lick my nose? aight, sounds like pretty goofy fetish though.