a) you'd fuck him if you had the chance
b) he's made you laugh at least once
c) no one in the music industry has talent any more

a)No I'd fuck Tim Armstrong if I had the chance
b)No he's made me hurl before
c)Wrong the show I went to last night showed me quite otherwise

does this mean we can't make out?

You fucked my sister. You bastard!

so interesting, it's almost a turn on.

no, she was on top the whole time so technically she fucked me.

what? who the fuck are you?

shouldn't you be over at gamespy.com honing your 'metal of honor' skills?

I'll see if I can slip you in between Mark and Sam...

been there, done that.

maybe you should be doing a trial on the barebackcity.com ..?

maybe you should figure out that most kids stop playing g.i. joe in 4th grade.

that sounds kinda gay.. why don't you just call me when you're done with both of them.

Nah it's a one at a time thing...if you're not there at you're booking, you're replaced.

how very professional of you. do you use little wet naps to clean up in between sessions?

These aren't sex sessions silly.

stop looking for attention... and you should change up your insults occasionally.. too much sexual/body function crap is lame after the 4 millionth fucking post!

Wouldn't talk their Gothik...you're user name screams "originality" and "pay attention to me".

One thing- your location. It makes me think of bronzed people lounging around doing sfa. I dont like that thought, it pisses me off.

I also hate having to think of some poetic location for myself that sounds better than 'Crawley, London suburb, England' but my attempts invariably sound just as crap.

You remind me of myself and I can't decide whether that is a good or bad thing.

Ah, okay. THanks for clearing that up, I'll go slap her around now.