Holy Hell, almost 2 full days without a bitching in sight! What's goin' on here?

Does everyone alluva sudden listen to The Beatles!?

it's the complimentary Zoloft Biscuits they've been passing around.

that shit only works when huffed with glue.

Life is good, and I'm happy. So fuck off.

I never bitch about anything unless it relates to the forum and is really important and even then I just try to bring the problem to other peoples attention.

I have been bitching... Why just last night that fucking virgin Courtney Love (fuckhead) wannabe Becki Fuckwit (or whatever her supidass nickname is) and I had a little tiff....

I was drunk though and I couldn't be arsed to read over what I posted last night... All I can remember though was that she sucks.... And Im never wrong about these things.... I think I said something about throwing elongated fruit at her or something... Or maybe thats what I said to someone else... I have got to stop getting trashed then coming on here, your all bad influences on me.....

I may well get drunk again tonight on some Amaretto and have a go at someone else... Who knows....

fuck the beatles!

Yeah, Lenina. Let's have a go. Naked. And covered in pudding. Chocolate, only please.

Can I find a guy to teabag you Megsy? Oh man... You make me wanna just... Tear off yer clothes and fight you for the rags...

Either that or just prove Im bisexual...

haha, i was waiting for that!

yeah, thatz right.....uh huh....yeah

Wow. Teabagging's hawt. Let's take applications.

We must interview their families also... Every guy thats teabagged me have psycho parents...

Speaking of psycho parents....oy, my mother. Now THERE'S a bitch. *evil grin* And she wants me to be just like her. It's just too bad that she has to take time to clean out her organs to remove the spiders just because Daddy won't touch her....which is SO unlike me. I don't have spiders. I have teeth. *sweet smile*

what and the fuck?

hey, hey....if i pick you up and look into your....well, y'know....and spin you around, will it be colorful?

*spits root beer all over the screen* HA! Why, yes, my dear six...but remember. I do have teeth. If you can get past them you'll know that on certain days of the week I do a rain(bow) dance. Oh...sorry...that stuff's not so easy to get out of the carpet. May you be colorblind for the rest of your threads...((POOF)) *wicked snicker*

i'm just gonna assume that you said you're having your period

*score*

*sigh* Since when does mentstrual cramping involve lightly spraying the walls with yellow green royal blue yuck in a lovely bubble pattern? And...yes I can. At willl. See, I'm of the special type. *cheese*

Disgusting, yet strangely enticing.