god that is so fun.

bitch bitch bitch......you know, i hate my bladder.....all i do is piss all day, i swear......and once i start drinking, holy shit (hahahahaha)!!!!!!

hahahaha your a pissing whore.

i want to know what its like to pee standing up. maybe i should try that and make yellow snow.

hahahaha.......itz uh, not really exciting.....the only thing that ruels about having a dick for pissing is that you can whip it out and piss in a cup when you're on the road.......and if you really hardcore to try pissing standing up, just uh, well, you know.....

yeah you don't have to use a fucking toilet all the time and having to hold your bladder. you want to know what really sucks for women when we have to be and there is no toilet. i hate it when people poke your stomach cause that can make you kind of go.

well on peeing standing up. i could take my pants completley off and try it that way. see a women doesn't have to have a dick in order to stand up and pee. she could find other ways.

yep, just spread the lips and let it rip!

there ya go and i write my name in cursive all i want.

Hmm....I think a funnel and a short length of hose would do nicely if you feel like writing your name, shyshy hun.

oh, ok, itz vampirella.....i kept looking at your avatar like shit, i now that bitch......why are her titties sticking out, though?

....Because its Vampirella. They tend to do that. But personally, if my tits were that nice, I'd let 'em poke out once in a while, too. *shrug*

pop 'em out anyway

*pat on the head*
I'd rather not, dearie....The cops would rather I didn't, as well. You watching would most likely be illegal. *laughs*

uh.....only if i pay cash......

wait, since when do you care about cops? you get high and break shit

*patpat* I'm 15, sweetie. I'd rather not break out the bosoms.

what bosoms....you're only 15.....sorry, cheap joke

:firing:

I mean...Er...Hehehe.

girl!!!!!!!!!!!

~hugs~

good point hehehe