I'm a loser

you're in my pants.

I'm a winner

...bleh. That gave me the heebee jeebee's.

Defensive much? Give me a fucking break chick. I would echo the aforementioned, "You posted on the bitch board... what was your expectation?" But I really don't think anyone was talking 'shit'. Even sphyre, (who is just one person, by the way... not representative of the other 8 pages of post in this thread), was just trying to give you a wake up call. Everyone in this thread has been rather supportive and sensitive. You would know talking shit by a few key words: "bitch, slut, whore, dyke, cunt, slut, scurvy whale, ugly dog, etc...." Nobody was calling you any names or anything, they were expressing concern and some even offering their real support; and then you go and nastily spit back at them, "Fuck You!!! blah blah blah." What a fucking moron. (see there, that's along the lines of talking shit). It's like a fucking alcoholic who won't admit they've got a problem. 'Denial', look it up.

I remember the time I went to a six-flags theme-park on a highschool field-trip.
I was standing and talking with one of my friends as he was sitting on a park bench. He looked over at something and said; "Hey, isn't that your aunt over there?"
"What? No . . . " I blurted out as I turned, only to have my eyes nearly flash-burned from their sockets, due to the sight of a woman who had to be in the 300 plus pound range wearing what appeared to be a micro-mini-skirt. I sat down and began to massage my eyes in an attempt to restore my damaged retina's.
I was in such a state of shock that I could do nothing else but sob: "My eyes . . . Oh God, my eyes . . . My poor eyes . . . "

Man that's gross...

It was . . . One of the most horrific things I have ever witnessed . . .

I can only imagine the cellulitey corned-beef legs...
No, I don't want to, I'm blind, argh!

I'm so sorry . . . Be thankful that you don't have the actual memory.

I am. There are fat people here but so far fewer.

I was walking pst the television this morning and I noticed a fat-balding man dancing on-screen . . . I found myself thinking: "It's the face of America . . . This is what my country produces . . . "

Yes, that's it. Although apparently British women are 'ragged' and not as good in bed as american ones, so hey, it's true that fat chicks try harder.

We should rename this thread "Big, Bitchy and Bretarded"

Bratarded? It's really difficult to get nice underwear for larger bosoms that's also sufficiently supportive.

I'm one of those idiots who thinks that they can all be beautiful, so I wouldn't know anything about that.

Just a pet irritation of the moment.
I know some lovely looking fat people, but I think at 300lbs it's not really a possibility...

Let's change the pattern then!



MOOOO!

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