lulz so little self-awareness yet so much girth.

I am aware of that. Do I need to reference the specific thread where you flipped out and convinced yourself that I had some grand, Personal Vendetta against you?
Oddly enough, you are right about my having much girth, just not in the way you would expect. It's not like that matters though, for either of us.

Do I need to reference your virginity again? For an unemployed, uneducated, grammatically inferior, overweight, lazy loser with no logical career prospects, you think awfully high of yourself.

Whoop-D-Shit. It's a shame that you apparently can't help being Binty McSquawkbox in spite of everything that you've accomplished in your Life. If you actually were better then me I might feel bad . . . although I doubt it.

we all just need to calm down, have a beer, before iron's boyfriend throws a punch....just fucking around.

The difference being that you don't know anything about me. We all know for a fact that you're fat, unemployed, a virgin, and aspire to be a blacksmith. It's common knowledge. All you have to go on is.. what? Regurgitated Arsinik insults? At least he's funny.

the only thing that really get me is the virgin part. you should try and change that, having asperations is one thing but never getting laid...come on dude. are you saving it for marrige or something? you can get laid, just find some chick who is interested in metelergy. it doesnt burn or sting, its quite pleasent, just make sure you shower and brush your teeth, you'll be fine man, dont be scared.

No, You're more pathetic then me because you are Bi-Polar, have Self-Esteem issues and some idiotic Persecution Complex. You try to act so tough and elitist but when someone does something to really piss you off, you can't handle it and go out of your way to try and take that person down a peg to feel secure about yourself and your Reputation here. All while saying that It's no big deal to you and that you just do it for fun. However, your personal investment in this is made evident by your childish sense of determination and by how upset all of this obviously makes you.
Whereas I don't have a lot of personal investment in our Flame-war outside of the Entertainment value that these arguments provide.

Maybe you should abandon your dream of hammering steel to become a therapist. You seem to have the uncanny ability to pick out mental problems that I supposedly have based on the internet!

It MUST be some kind of psychosis, because the answer simply CAN'T be it's just for the lulz.

I'll consider it but your last statement was a perfect example, you seem to take all of this very seriously until someone actually manages to get you on the defensive: Then you verbally throw your hands up and basically state: "It's just the Internet and I only do this for Fun! You don't know me!"

Yes, because my previous statement was full of ire and hatred and was the epitome of defensive.

No, not yet but you are getting there.

What's your excuse for being on DF in the middle of a work day?

hahahaha. Work day. Ever had one of those?

Actually, I'm working quite hard stacking Lumber in my back-yard between coming on here every few hours. Any other insult you'd like to try and recycle to see if you can finally get my composure to crack?

You're stacking lumber... and getting on DF in between.

Now THAT'S funny. I don't need to crack your composure when just reading that is way better than any traditional comedy.

Which isnt the same as pre-emptively doing it?

"Whereas I don't have a lot of personal investment in our Flame-war outside of the Entertainment value that these arguments provide."

Get real fatboy.

Okay . . . Go you.

So are you getting paid by the hour or by the log? Either way, your mom is getting screwed.

Fuck you! Now I'm trying to think of an insult incorporating Logs and I can't come up with anything!

You could just answer the question. Or are counter insults too much of a personal investment into a flame war?