Only when you come and suck my dick

And you're a fucking tard. So yeah. I'm ecstatic.

I still win.

So Meg, what do you think about turning this little corner of DF around? It seems to be sucking....badly.

not as badly as you.

Bite me, buddy.

just name the time and place.

I thought I did that already?

doh!

Haha. Dork.

*pets*

Considering we're the ones that brought the bitch board into existence?

Let's go for it.

This should have been a poll, with quotes from the nominated bitches proving their crude ways.


But some people dunno how to do anything right.

yeah thats what i say

lets have a vote

How long have you been fantasising about having a dick?

So, is that a spelling mistake (tard=turd,tart) or were you actually insinuating that I am retarded and loose? Arh Wicked, I had hoped for more from you, ya bitch.

The sad thing is.. I expected more from me too. I seriously think I've lost it. My badass "edge" is gone. Inflammatory words just don't fly from my fingertips the way they used to.

Back in the day, my nickname alone struck fear into the hearts of new users and old users alike.

Now I'm like the fat, bald middle aged guy at the football games.. reminiscing about glory days. Except for the part about having a penis, being bald, and being fat. And the fact that I hate football. But still. Very similar.

So...who's in the running now? Wicked, Len and Beauty?

Oooh don't, you're reminding me of 'Puff the Magic Dragon'. No more 'frolicking in the abusive mist in the land of incivility'. Maybe you could make a transition to dark humour? Actually, one of your good barbs is still worth a thousand of anyone else's.

*sigh*

I'm a pussy. I guess I'm out of the running, Clearwitch.

And Soulfull... I'm a motherfuckin chainsaw. I can't be dark. I'm just diesel.

well, some motherfuckin' chainsaw humour then......?

You don't wanna step to the chainsaw.