I got dumped. It sucks.
Im having mental nuclear fallout, its like someone has beaten me up and left me here, except there's no blood and no bruises.

bah, you didn't really love him anyway. it's all good, missy.

I think 'next please'

um, wow. whatever floats your boat, yo.

well, gotta move on. the sooner I do the less time I have to dwell on it I guess..

true dat, werd.

now, I need a willing candidate..

damn, looks like i'll be dwelling for a loooong time!

whaTever. i don't believe that one bit.

how long were ya together?

um, yeah.. cuz im just so hot, damn I can just see them not lining up..

not long, but we were close and good friends before that

you and us all knew it was teetering towards a totter. you complained on here a few times and had anough paranoia to go into the conspiracy board. besides, your heart is still someplace else.

yeah I know.. I think he just wants sex though. Damnit, why do I always go for the bad ones?!

because you like bad.

yes. true. bah, im just stupid.

you just want two opposing pastures.

lame.. i thought this was about pirates.

I am a contradiction in terms. I live 2 lives, I want the one life with aspects of both but it doesnt work that way.
Bohemian and hedonistic dont mix so well.

there you go sybelle. you can try dating a modern day pirate next. also called drug traffickers.

dabbled with one of those. he was fun, if a complete asshole.