100: windows users
99: hello kitty
98: dragon ballz -come on the word balls is right there insinuating they are a bunch of beastiality loving homos
97: being 12,000 miles away from the nearest walmart (I'm in japan)
96: rage against the machine - capitalist phonies that were just in it for the money
95: pretty much any pop star ever concieved
94: said star's mother's not having the good notion of using the pillow on them when they were too young to resist or pull away from being smothered
93: the rain forest(s)
92: the desert(s) of the middle east
91: cell phones
90: cell phone accessories
89: people that have not been to
www.badgerbadgerbadger.com
88: people that are afraid to push the envelope
87: people that are afraid to stand up for themselves - leave the man who beats you etc.
86: people that want to move to japan forever - bad idea
85: this list cause its going to take me a long time to complete for the shear fact of being funny
84: All the people who are going to fail to see the humor in said joke
83: really long signature blocks
82: people without last names - bono sting cher - makes it hard to bomb their houses
81: chain coffee stores/donut stores so on - I guess they just don't realize that they suck
80: those that crticise me for using english spellings or point them out colourfully as misspelled
79: numbers
78: games that end abrubtly
77: cheating girlfriends
76: cheaters in relationships in general now that I think about it
75: people who shave their heads that do it for fashion reasons
74: "Juicey Girls" - think prostitutes of philapino decent that are shipped over to japan on a 90 day rotation period
73: tunnel carpal syndrome
72: people who park in handicap places that are fat - obesisty is not a handicap and we shouldn't reward fat people with parking spaces that are closer to the place where they can aquire more food
71: mental health activists - kill yourselves please
70: cry for help suicide attempts
69: drunk drivers that don't kill stupid people
68: stupid people that don't kill themselves
67: children that have to suffer under stupid people as parents teachers etc.
66: movies that as seperate entities are decent, make for crappy trilogies *coughmatrixcough*
65: the pain that I am undoubtedly forcing on other people for making them read my long ass list
64: People that have no understanding what its like to hit rock bottom and then scrabble your way out of the hole you are now in
63: mad cow disease
62: sexualy transmitted diseases
61: people that spread such diseases
60: those who have never actually read the tolkien books
59: crooked cops
58: no curvey cops
57: straight cops
56: gay cops
55: legitimate cops
54: cops that front
53: when your leg goes numb and you get that funky needle feeling
52: combat boots that aren't insulated
51: cold weather on a sub-tropical island like the one I happen to live on: Okinawa
50: weather in general
49: hope
48: dispair
47: screw it; feelings in general
46: sticky keyboardsssssssssss
45: people who don't use the internet properly and for its original purpose: pornography sharing
43: people who don't share out that one song or video file that will complete my collection
42: organised religion
41: unorganised religion
40: when the commander asks technical questions that he is definatley not technically prepared to recieve the answer for
39: having to explain said technical reason in greater "Kiddy" detail
38: the 2 plus hours that have spent on this list may be in vain
37: the fact that nobody will read this is a posibilty
36: people who tell me to eat health
35:12 hour shifts
34: Anthrax (the spore and the immunization shot for it)
33: spam - snail mail or otherwise
32: people who judge and then automatically dislike others based on one aspect or incident
31: narrow trains of thought
30: people that don't like war, for one thing our economy generally thrives right after one and more particulaly during one - with the exception of the world wars (depression of the 1930's)
29: the french
28: the dutch
27: bill gates
26: newbie assailants
25: the fact that in the time it has taken me to write this list there is already another page (I Started when there where only 4 pages)
24: reality tv
23: lemon flavored tea
22: bittorent
21: sites that feel the need to bombard me with millions of pop-ups that just make my linux box say fuck you a whole lot more
20: uniformed people that actually pay for software - you were given a great tool called the internet - exploit it
19: the fact that I do things such as this for the pure enjoyment of pissing people off is frowned upon
18: pizza hut
17: sub-way
16: chain letters
15: taxes
14: alienware computers
13: maximum pc magazine
12: psyko - a local forum user who happens to be bald and in japan with me
11: the fact that number 12 was thought up just because he is my friend and I am running out of ideas
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9: people that are not going to understand why I left number 10 blank
8: Redhat linux's change to "the desktop race" - sell outs
7: sell outs in general
6: freddy versus jason - give me a break those jeriatric fucks couldn't hold a candle to anna nicole smith; she's so fukin scary and evil she could easily swallow the entire world of monsters and such
5: anna nicole smith
4: blue balls
3: stupid ass trends - particularly those involving hats and pants
2: people that don't own guns
1: people that don't use guns that they have on other people
-1: lists that end in positive integers
my 101 cents send hate mail to:
the_dirty_old_man_down_the_hall@yahoo.com
I promise I will try to read and respond if necessary.
