Everytime I post, the number of viewers goes up by 10. Wtf?

yes. Im stalking you.


I mean...no. it's all in your head

You don't want to do that. I had a real stalker once. I got the ultimate revenge. I dated her until she dumped me 2 months later.

Haha! Aaawe, I had a stalker once, we called the cops but they never found out who she was. Boo. I kinda want to know who was stalking me. Oh well, she's gone now.

Who would want to stalk you? The only reason I look at some of your posts in the first place is because I'm a self-masochist....

ooh, a self-masochist coming straight from the Department of Redundancy Department. Quality

I've stalked people before, mostly guys I like, sometimes people who are having affairs.

I've been accused of stalking on a few occasions, couldn't understand why.

Don't flatter yourself, it's paranoia

Could you be anymore up your own ass?

Looks to me like I'm more up your ass.

Yea - exit only honey

Glad to be of service.

Here... Shut it! I'll have you know that I don't stalk people... (other than Peters older brother.... But that was years ago and I was really young but my auntie caz followed Peter into Peters bakery once to grab a pastie... Long story...)

And anti... I invented the word self-masochist... Ever since I sat through 3 hours of Kate Winslett and Leo De'Craprio sucking eachothers face off.... It was anti climactic and now I live that tortured lifestyle... I hope your happy Thatcher!

So the only thing that exit's your ass is honey? What a weird choice of lubricant....