Accidents can happen .

Probably both. But your mannerisms can be cutting at times, though.

Good. People get away with far too much.

Now I'm a touch annoyed that it's going to be 2/2.30 before I get to eat lunch, but I'm hungry now. Being on a diet I can't just 'have a snack'. Maybe there's some diet pepsi around.

And I just smacked my arm on the door handle and it must have hit a nerve or a vein cuz it canes.

Well, atleast your food is getting cooked for you? I have to go to Tesco's soon and endure the screaming kids and trolley rage. Maybe I'll just go to the pub for lunch.

I didn't think Tescos was open.. I thought only Tesco extra was...
You'll be lucky to find anything mate, places were bare yesterday and they won't get any delivery today.

The huge Tesco extra at the bottom of my road should be open, I hope it is, it's one of the largest in the area and all the staff are muslims so I doubt if they'd be celebrating Easter... Damn, maybe I will end up in the pub...

My huge Tescos is shut.

Save the walk down the road, I'm going to call them. If they are closed I shall be rather vexed as I was looking foward to the meal I had planned cooking...

Why do you not do these things in advance!?!??

I shop as I need things and I can't stand supermarkets at the best of times. And all this talk of food is making me more hungry and I still haven't been botherd to call them to see if they are open yet. Sod it, I'm going to jump on the motorbike and head to the pub soon for a pint and a pub lunch!

Mmm, alcohol.

If not taken carefully, will kill you, eventually.

Something's gonna kill you eventually.

there is indeed six million ways to die, what one would you like to chose?

*leaves the house*

So far no more snide comments...

And you're only able to choose one.

you can take poison then hang urself and shoot you in the lungs while suffocating and whilst bleeding to death you can slit your wrists..

Oh shutup