I need to kill this girl in my film studies class.
She never hands in work, copies my (fabulous A grade) work but I'm too dumb to notice, then she gets good grades and while mine are still the best in the class we all dislike her because she's such a whingey whiney idiot.

I also have homework I'd forgotten to do, for politics.
I fucking hate politics, it's bullshit learning about the US system- I don't live there, and I don't care!

My netscape browser keeps crashing and I want to talk to Wicked Lady in the chat but it won't open in MSN explorer which is the only browser I have which is vaguely stable.

Why do all the guys I wanna shag live too far away or have girlfriends?

I don't finish with college til july. Bloody hell. I mean I stop going at the end of may, but then there's exams.

Saftey?

I don't live that far away.








































Just kidding

I'm hardly likely to kill them.

So I post my photos in the new Smoke and Mirrors bit for advice and criticism, and how many have been evaluated? One. ONE.
Whose fucking brilliant idea was that section?
Or is my stuff just not good enough or not photoshopped enough to be worthy of any notice?

i meant, maybe you're subconciously attracted only to unavailible men as a saftey mechanism.

Oh, that makes more sense. Yeah, maybe.
I'll be single forever, yippee!

that's my theory... cause all my love interests in the past three years or so miraculously turn out to be married after i start to jones on them.

You don't just fancy married women?

well i didn't know they were married BEFORE...

Are you sure?
I've never been out with a married dude.

the main point was that they were unavailible, married or not. well unavailible or uninterested (i hate that one).

Yeah. No I don't go for people who are uninterested, it's futile.
Just unavailable.

not that I do all that much either... but sometimes...

sometimes, it happens that a girl's all aglow... and she's nice and flirty and seems to be interested... but all that glow is because of someone else.

bummer. misleading. disappointing.

Yeah women are teases like that.
Sorry for our species.
I try not to do that, it's stupid and mean.

sometimes its not intentional... well, i like to give the benefit of the doubt.